The Love Doctor in the Flesh

[Contract]

Originally Posted by Criticize

that will be a laugh, like your sex life

Yes, wise words from the mouth of the self-proclaimed "Love Doctor". Need I remind you that this young man is SO proficient with women that he says people in his...neighborhood...call him "The Itch".

I'm not going to type that again, you read it right the first time.

Any damn way, here are some pictures, Criticize, to illustrate the relationship of your "sex life" to mine. Yes, folks. The lonely, lonely, lonely youth in the second picture is really him. Peep the gelled and spiked hair. And the loneliness. First one is Rachel and I. You've already met her.

[Inn Deppth]

Hahaha

[Contract]

That's right I can do the MSPaint thing too.

[Sentence]

Shred is good at making funny jokes.

[~OblivioN]

hahahaha, what the hell, this shyt iz funny shred...thx for the laugh

[Quarter Crack]

Well people laughed at it, so I'm not gonna put it in the trash.

*walks away*

[Criticize]

i was expecting something good, more talented than cropping pictures.

but i must give props where props are due, the girl your in the pic with looks older than 15 finally.

[Sentence]

^ he murked you dude.

[Criticize]

ok man, your 15 you might still think cropping pics is dope.

look at the grill on this guy, i could make fun of that for days,

but if thats the diss shread was talking about, its a huge let down.

[R. Hayze]

I dont know, I may be bent, but cropping a picture of you posing in a pic with a girl, with a picture of a bed, seems pretty corny to me. I hope you fucked her bro

[DaVe E BuRnOuT]

i am also bent but u postn this pic shit thread n the u can't get laid threwad don't mix buddy.Well actually they do n mabe thats y u posted this..Well good luck wid gettn u actual pics Of U Wid u n a girl lol

[Contract]

First of all lil chatterboxes...the picture of her and I in the bed was SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING CORNY.

As far as y'all doubting me...like I give a fuck, but she told me tonight that she was, after all, afraid I was only after sex. And we talked it over. She was on her period up till yesterday, but she doesn't want to be a "quick lay" so whatever. I'm debating whether to just get with Amy instead, since she's not on that shit.

[R. Hayze]

Well if Amy on that dumb shit, just wait till you fuck this other broad. All you gotta do is get the bitch horny and a little drunk and it should be easier then taking candy from Grimish's anorexic lookin faggot ass.