 The Future of Basketball is in Mars
yo peep this kid they found on Mars. He was a monstar in space jam so u know he got skills. The Us even held an inter-galaxy camp to see who could actually make it, and only one martian shined the brightest...
Undoubtedly the star of the event. The Martian, of 2.09 meters (6'10"), demonstrated that he's a complete player, doing practically anything he wanted. He is fast and very coordinated, and runs the fastbreak extraordinarily. He has an excellent frame and puts the ball on the floor exceptionally well for a 7-footer. From the high post he can penetrate and finalize with a dunk or lay-in, or shoot with extraordinary effectiveness: 16/26 (62%) triples in the tournament. He's got an electricity to his game and athletic capacity combined with great mentality, perhaps most surprising for a star of just 16 years old.
Mr. X is very active on rebounds and defense, always aware of his team. He takes over offensively when it matters but allows teammates to get involved as well. For example, in the final, The Alf applied special defensive attention to him, smothering him, and this did not phase him as he allowed fellow aliens Marvin and predator to take advantage of the space they were given due to the overplay on Mr. X.
The new Martian jewel shines in such a way that comparisons have already begun with Darko Milicic, the number 2 of the past draft. (pro scouts assure that Mr. X is better at the same age), and his play even draws comparisons to Dirk Nowitzki. What is evident is that Mr. X will soon emigrate to the NBA, perhaps when he becomes 18 (in the 2005 draft), his agent Arliss has already speculated this. It is a long time from now, and Mr. X's development must continue as a player and person, but the player of Zeleznik could be first Martian number 1 pick in history.
"He is quite famous in my planet. My only doubt is whether he'll be a star in Europe or in the NBA." - Former Martian star Sam Cassell.
"He's incredible. I've never seen a player like him that does it all and does it well." - Former NBA All-Star Micheal Jordan.
"You can see he is special from the first moment. I would sign him if I could." - Zoran Savic, GM of Martian powerhouse Monstars.
"He's like god to me" - Nemesis of rapflava
__________________
Q Crack
Last edited by Shuttlesworth; 01-24-2004 at 01:04 PM.
| 
users 
Linear Mode
