Tell me more about yourself.

[Contract]

I am so interested in all of it, down to the stupidest detail. We know you are an ephemeral internet spirit who has created a dishonest identity on this website. So we all are. But what else is important to you? What gets you through the day.

[Mister Official]

I do music on and off the internet. That keeps me going. Let Us In: Volume One hosted by Mick Boogie and DJ G-Spot drops in about 3 weeks faggots!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!

[Jay-Rede]

my real names James.. and when im not on the net, im either at my girls house, work, college etc.. im 19 on monday, and my parents are divorced.. anything else?

[Contract]

I am a student with no money. I like to drink Black 100 straight.

[Vick Slate]

college kid, 19

what you see is what you get
my personality is the same on here as offline

im james reeders father

[iDeaL]

im 20.

i forget how many girls im talking to at any given time, so I list all of them on my cell phone notepad to keep track.

I still wont give em a single minute of my time on weekdays, though. I MUCH rather be playin ball with my boys, or at home with the fam, listening to music and writing songs.

I go clubbing almost every thursday, party EITHER friday or saturday (occasionally both), and the other go hang wit a girl. Sunday I bbq with the fam, go to the park, etc.

I sell insurance and home loans. Im also going to get my real estate license and corporate taxes. Im also gonna learn accounting, and get my notary license. I plan on only sticking with 2eventually.
I perform often. Write AT LEAST 5 songs a week.
Can't go to a single party, without having SOMEONE there who forces me to freestyle. Eventually it turns into a half hour cypher because someone NEW will join and want to "test" my freestyling skills. "rap bout this, rap bout that...NO NO NO, rap bout this and say that word!" faggots. Eventually I walk away to go continue partying.

I'm waaaaaay to nice to ever say anything bad about anyone in person. I often convince people that their beefs are pointless and turn them into friends. No1 can beat me in an argument. Everyone is mad at me because I didn't go to law school.
I don't LIKE to argue, but i end up doing it every second of the day...and people hate that I never get heated in an argument. I do it nicely =)
Shred loves me, and can't stop reading.
I spike my hair.
I bite my fingernails.
I'd prolly bite my toe nails if i could reach. Na, thats nasty.
I lost a lot of weight, but im still mad insecure about my body(no homo) =(
Somehow I always weigh 20 pounds MORE than anyone can imagine. I could make a joke about my dick being the reason why I weigh more than i look, but i wont.
Im AT work, and im bored...
I type over 150 words per minute, which causes me to finish 8 hrs of work in 2. So instead, of being done with all my work before afternoon, I work for 10 mins, and spend an hour on myspace/rapflava/allhiphop/soundclick/yahoo fantasy football/aol mail/joebudden.org
^ and thats the order of how often i visit those sites.
i grew up in the ghetto, moved to the burbs. Act like neither.
Rappers from east la who hear my songs say i dont rap hood enough.
Funny, cuz i didnt even realize it was "hood", til i moved out and would invite new friends to go to a party there.
Ive had people from my area NOW say i dont deserve to rap because im not black/dont live in the ghetto/dont know struggle.
I judge people very well.
I go on one date, and can already tell wat kinda person she is.
And am ALWAYS right.
Saves a lot of time and trouble.
shred loves me.
no homo.
no subliminal.
Uh oh, a clients walking in.

be right back
ttyl
lol

[Jay-Rede]

im vicky slaters son =)

[M.CONCIEDED]

21 Fed Up With The Online Posers* - But Find Much Entertainment In Encountering People Who Claim They're Not Bullshit'in You...

I Write Daily - Spit Occasionally - Like To Hang In The Real World - Many Talents - Don't Have Time For Them All But I Am Working On That - I Was Told I Belong In Hollywood - The Look Not The Attitude - I'm Very Creative - I Am An Innovator Slash Instigator - I'm Not The One To Sit Around And Think About People - I'm Everywhere Like Air Moving For Myself - Lol - I Love To Freestyle - I Am Not The Greatest And I Don't Dream Of Becoming A Rapper - Fuck That - I Just Love Self - Exppression - And I've Got A Lot To Say - I Believe Most Of It Is Important ------ I Don't Know Everything And I'm Still Learning * So Be It.... Lol....... This Site Is So Confusing - !!

[Da Source]

i'm 21.
i love to rap, freestyle, blahzay blahzay.
i enjoy having unprotected sex, watching pornographic films... laughing at comedy shows/movies...

my drink of choice is anything (yes even whiskey straight, or tequila straight)... ANYTHING but beer. can't fuck with the pale ale man, tastes like ass water mixed with stale fart.

i'm into khaki's and jeans... fitted tee's... the baggy look died a while ago.
hmmmm... i'm quite the character, cuz im a big ass dude... and if i snarl and frown niggas get shook... but deep down inside i jus wanna prance about, collecting flowers and singing new edition songs...

tender looooove.

i totally pwn ideal in typing speeds... fuck 150... nigga, if you 150... i GOTTA be 200... and i dont even fuck wit home row keys.

yeah thats me in a nut-shell.
btw, my birthname is ryan... white boy name, stfu.
-.-

I like cheese a lot... cheese and pizza... yepp...
oh, and might i add....
No.
Fat.
Chicks!

>=0

[Phonix]

Recentlly 19 but wish i could be 16 forever.

Starting an Economics degree at a Good university in a week. It's sad to admit, but Economics captures my interest.

My family is rich and I have a job lined up to be a Stockbrokers sort of lacky (just to get into the industry) in London next summer.

[K.O.S.]

im a drugdealer... heroin by choice...
been to prison for 5 years for murder... manslaughter they claim haha
fuck w/ alot of bitches
stomp out alota niggaz bout my blocc...
i bang blood in the bay, crip in la, and california in louisiana
on the computer alot cuz blood put me on 5 year probation so i watch cartoons and drink koolade all day
hate watermelon, but luvs me sum chicken!
6'3 220
all state linebacker in highschool went to usc for freshman year until the murder charge.
uuhhh thats it

[Arcanum]

if thats true k.o.s


sucks to be you!

[Warrent4Arrest]

grew up in the ghetto in mansfield ohio and started actin back
was one of the best hoopers until my grades dropped in 9th grade
a year later i dropped out of school
tried to pursue a career in hustlin it didnt work out to good
like to smoke and drink wit the fam
only one out of my friends who dont have any kids
but i am a proud uncle
i recently went back to school and my plans are to go to the local college by next fall

[Contract]

Loving the lies.

Especially typing 150...you both need more people.

[iDeaL]

I actually didn't lie once.

When i got out of high school I went to one of those job agencies. They made me type, half asleep, and i was clocked at 118 wpm. I type way faster now, no bullshit.