 Technical support
dear Technical Support
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I
had
used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the
only
solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To
make
matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications,
such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
program, Slut 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they
caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
all
my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeS*xPlus
and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife
1.0
could be very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in
Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced
months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic
Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,
without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products
have
no Help files, and I have to try to guess what
the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which
needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches
itself to my BMW Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects
Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.
Help requested please! | 
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