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Old 09-16-2006, 10:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sasha (the girl from the other thread) had this gay friend named Carter, ain't even know he was gay most of the night, but see...

There was this Jewish like rabbi fuckin' dude walking by the party. Big beard, dress shirt and tie, he was wearing a fuckin' yarmulke for shit's sake. He was a Jewish scholar, native Israeli but spoke perfect english. And I was in drunk enough mode where I basically yell at any interesting people to join the party. And he was all about it. Came up and I went and stole him a cup...we quizzed about "can you drink like this?" and he said something about he can but just can't get too drunk

Let me make a long story short. The FUCKIN' 35 year old jewish scholar from Israel made out with the gay dude. He came into the living room like flipping out about it to Sasha, which is why she had to leave...and it sucked because I was considering changing my mind about keeping my distance.

but anyway wtfjc is that.....this random dude on the street is an israeli rabbi-in-training biblical scholar MARRIED religious dude...and he decided to start kissing on Sasha's gay friend. what a fucking night. i swear to god I laughed like a madman when this gay kid starts bugging out about "i just made out with a 40 year old man omg"
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Old 09-16-2006, 10:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol great shit man, well written. Bookmarked this thread. Please update, peace & <3
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Old 09-16-2006, 10:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2006, 10:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Are you sure it wasn't a costume party and you came dressed as a Jewish scholar?
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your parties must be a real event.
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is it jsut me aor do jewesish people come dressed as the funniest shit ever at parites?>

he hookign up with a gay man ainty shit hbut regularity when igt comes down to it.

i bet he a rabbai and now he gone kissed the gay tguy whwich make shimn the new token gay man. goddamn.
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is it jsut me aor do jewesish people come dressed as the funniest shit ever at parites?>

he hookign up with a gay man ainty shit hbut regularity when igt comes down to it.

i bet he a rabbai and now he gone kissed the gay tguy whwich make shimn the new token gay man. goddamn.
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Your life sounds fucking lame Shred.
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Contract's recent threads seem to really have a Sever element to them.
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