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11-07-2004, 02:20 PM
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| | you know we trap all day
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do yall really stand when you piss at your home? fuck that shit. i sit down 90% of the time.
i been standing for far too long, tryna aim in that shit without getting it on the seat cause im too lazy to put the seat up so the diagonal is bigger due to the increase in toilet bowl circumference.
whenever i'd stand, id always get it on the toilet seat and sometimes even beyond it which made me get out the toilet paper and wipe shit, but after a few weeks, you lift the toilet seat and all the piss stains is on there which is not fly. i dunno, it would never come straight down for me but go sideways, especially after i fuck, but after seeing it once, i've had the common courtesy to piss sitting down in bitches places.
what yall do? fuck standing. unless yall rock a urinal at your homes. | 
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11-07-2004, 02:37 PM
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| | Maple Leaf
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asahha.. i thought i wsa the only one.. i basically sit sometimes cause im just lazy. like in the morning.. or really late, or after a big ass meal, specially when im bout to take a dump right after anyways.. might as well do it all one shot, lol. but yeah i'de say i do it about half the time
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11-07-2004, 02:50 PM
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| | BARACKstar
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I just piss in a pool roun 101% of the time
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11-07-2004, 08:55 PM
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lmao you lazy bastards lmfao!! its this song that comes to my mind wanna hear here it go.....
"why you actin like a like a bia bia!!!" the only way i personally have sat down to piss is when i was too damn drunk to pee in a straight line, yall need to cut that shit out
lmao @ yall sittin down with them tightey whiteys rapped round ya thighs readin a rolling stones magazine, with the radio turned up, and the phone on the counter like you got cramps and yo back hurt lmao cut the motherfuckin crap...im gone send this page to somebody right now and we gone laugh our ass off lmao fuckin fairies
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11-08-2004, 12:25 AM
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| | Maple Leaf
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^wost sig ever.... if the comic is gonna be that damn long and small ass letters hard to read then fuck it better be funny, like really funny
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11-08-2004, 08:08 PM
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| | easy rider papers
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Originally Posted by fck gandhi do yall really stand when you piss at your home? fuck that shit. i sit down 90% of the time.
i been standing for far too long, tryna aim in that shit without getting it on the seat cause im too lazy to put the seat up so the diagonal is bigger due to the increase in toilet bowl circumference.
whenever i'd stand, id always get it on the toilet seat and sometimes even beyond it which made me get out the toilet paper and wipe shit, but after a few weeks, you lift the toilet seat and all the piss stains is on there which is not fly. i dunno, it would never come straight down for me but go sideways, especially after i fuck, but after seeing it once, i've had the common courtesy to piss sitting down in bitches places.
what yall do? fuck standing. unless yall rock a urinal at your homes. |
that aint a problem for me my dick dip in the water standing :a:
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11-09-2004, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Vick Slate I just piss in a pool roun 101% of the time | Thats some shit....^^^^^ | |
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11-09-2004, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by CopyPat ^wost sig ever.... if the comic is gonna be that damn long and small ass letters hard to read then fuck it better be funny, like really funny | hey dude sig on deez
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11-09-2004, 12:35 AM
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lol@ ^^^^^^^^ 8 reasons to pass on hand shakes and throwin daps
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11-09-2004, 01:26 AM
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| | Chantastic Beats!
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I can't believe what I'm reading in this thread. How fucking hard is it to aim into a fuckin toilet? I'm shocked that there is more than one of you girls that do it too.
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11-09-2004, 01:57 PM
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| | R-Tist
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fruity ass thread
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11-09-2004, 02:30 PM
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| | The Historical Reference
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can't believe what i'm reading....how am i to respect u guys now???
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11-10-2004, 03:42 PM
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| | you know we trap all day
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i can tell none of yall standing cats had sex before.
no way you gonna piss straight after a good fuck. | |
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11-10-2004, 03:45 PM
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| | Raze
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what does pissing strait have to do with standing and pissing
be a man and STand.
if u get some on the floor wipe it up
Its what the grown ups do
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11-10-2004, 05:55 PM
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| | Gold the Phalanx
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No man can piss strait after sex...
My Theory... when the sperm is coming out the sperm tube gets bigger n thus altering the pee tube. so when its time to piss shits coming out all willy nilly.
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