Stand up Comics Thread

[Vor Ax]

theres a few new cats i checked out as of late

pablo i forget his name he does the movie guy inpersonations shits funny

comedy centrals great

who you be in to as of late or ever

[Kill POWER]

funniest canadian and american are....

russel peter - canadian

goerge lopez

and others that seem to be nameless to me right now...

[8th]

Nick Dipaolo
Greg Giraldo
Jim Norton
Dane Cook
Lisa Lamponelli

many others...but yeah all of the people i listed beside dane cook are not popular and VERY under rated.

[Boogie Smalls]

Dane Cook is funny..
Pablo Fransico is also funny.
Frank Caliendo the dude that does all the voices..

[Vor Ax]

nick dipaolo is that shit
gregs decent

lisa lapinelli aight but when you basically base your whole stand up on one thing it kinda gets old plus saying race sterio type jokes is gettin old in general thanks to carlos mencia not controversial anymore

anyone see the aristocrats?

[Tyrant.]

Dane cook - funny as hell

[Quarter Crack]

Mitch Hedberg, R.I.P.

[8th]

^yeah i forgot him.

"The belt holds up the pants. The belt loops hold up the belt. Whos the real hero?"

[Vor Ax]

never heard of him anylinks by chance?

[bizzy.]

I like george bush..His comical perspective on life is hilarious...


*Dies*




P.s. I Like george lopez

[Contract]

Ricky Gervais
Eddie Murphy
Uhhhhh I don't know about the modern comics so much. Fuck 'em

Dane Cook is damn funny but I do also want to shoot him half the time. He's like the dickweed at a frat party who won't shut up and you hate and wish would go away but you have to grudgingly admit is killing with the jokes

[Vor Ax]

his viscous circle was subpar in my opinion

dane cooks was cool seems like hes runnin out of material

anyone see tourgasm

on demand is that shit let me tell ya

[Kill POWER]

Originally Posted by FoCuS.

I like george bush..His comical perspective on life is hilarious...


*Dies*




P.s. I Like george lopez

i forgot about george bush... but most of his comedy is from other people about him...



lopez is jokes when he talks about cops shooting pepper spray at latins... and the latins be like"what is that? it smells delicious... everybody grab some chips" or something like that...

and the part about white people cant handle spicey food "god damn thats spicy whats in that tomatoe?" or whatever... shit is funny

and bob marley... the white comedian... not the raggae artist...

"i asked my wife why she needs so many pillows on our bed... she said i think they're beautiful and like to put some behind my head and a few between my legs... so one day she came home and asked... why is there hookers in the living room? i was like... what? dont you think there beautiful? i like to put some behind my head and few between my legs" or something like that..

and

jeremy hots... he is also funny...

along with others that remain nameless since i dont know they're names...

[Vor Ax]

just seen laugh out loud mitch hedberg is hilarious what he die of

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