 RFBL Week 29 Update
RFBL weekly update: WEEK 29
HeavyWeight Title:
Phonix defeats Con
HeavyWeight Contender:
Think defeats Mr. Ed
HeavyWeight No.2:
Power defeats Crit
HeavyWeight No.3:
Aero defeats Malone (Aero drops out)
HardCore Title:
Gazoon defeats Noggah
HardCore Contender:
BlackHand defeats Syckin Thought (No-Show)
HardCore No.2:
Focus defeats 7
LightWeight Title:
Half Wit It defeats Tirant (retires belt)
LightWeight Contender:
Spookes defeats Poppa-Clip
LightWeight No.2:
Pharmacist defeats Verbal
LightWeight No.3:
Bingo defeats J.Gathers (No-Show)
Topical Title:
Thraxwell House defeats Fluent (No-Show)
Topical Contender:
Pembroke defeats Power
Tag:
FluPlot defeats NogKing
Tag:
Blocus defeats VorNaz (No-Show)
These were the results from last weeks league-battles.
As a reminder to all, the league exists as RapFlavas Battle Ladder,
Being that if you compete you are given the weekly opportunity to
elevate up the ladder with each successive win. Once you have reached
a title & held it for 4 weeks you may retire your belt & move into the
next tier of competiton. Anyone is welcome to join but only so many
spots exist, no-showers aren’t wanted so if you do sign-up please compete.
Top 10 Punchlines of the Week- courtesy of Pembroke.
A murderous zombie..the Sensei of persians and armies
slice him so he's 'BRO KEN UP IN BOXES' ..delivering hood versions of barbie
-Phonix
Son its ya health, its not lookin to good after these rounds done
pitch yay? you pitch balls homo you belong on the mound son
-Malone
You Forcing scripts, after reading you'll be Feeling Remorseful Kid
Asking "How Did I get Myself into this?" Like Amnesic Contortionist!!
-Aero
saw Aero say your a bitch, pinkslip and provoke the fist probation
would of waited for the HW shot
but you won't be a round necks tweek..fixing Oprah's dislocations
-Phonix
u aint good enuf, around dis time? truth is, all ya work lacks session
and im not talkin Art Veterans but Phonix's 'A-mateur in self expression'
-Con
Where do you draw the line? Audio.. Shouldn't be Allowed to do
You rock shows? I guess, If the saying "Three's a Crowd" is true
-Aero
the closest he gets to punching sick(green) is mitting lettuce
power'll leave crit elbow deep in death like necrofeliacs with a fisting fetish
-POWER
When i take the cleaver to battle its horror for sure,
you best take a leaf out of my book like a florist's brochure
-Criticize
Fluplot are expected to take this cuz we got the best writtens
While ya skills ain't valued by your peers like Amish electricians
-Fluent
Dangerous to challenge, now take a dive or be slain by our talons,
We’re first to tip the scales when its 2 fools lives that hang in the balance.
-Plot
Topical Quotes - Power vs. ((Pembroke))
Topic = Superhuman strength.
From Power:
Simply flex the ass cheeks and I'm busting the seat
swallowing pearly whites while I'm brushing my teeth
&
looking through 1 foot thick metal slabs to see yall
picking up cars spinning them shits like b-balls
From Pembroke:
Stuart Placenta had a knack for horse powerful pull
Stallion biceps bulging like eyeballs hanging out of his skull
A rebel of peace, unlocking inner strengths he'd never concieved
Come home to Wonder woman - The American dream..
-feel free to vote on your favorite punch
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Creative as 'Fuck'
Last edited by Plot; 10-14-2006 at 09:11 PM.
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