When and what liquor should be involved? Yes or no to clubs? Yes or no to sporting events? What items are most vital to a successful evening? Contribute your ideas for what to bring, and how to spend a night with someone of the opposite sex. Include pictures, whatever. Can be real advice and experience, or it can just be funny....just make it funny-funny, not like 4got10 funny.
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Breath is easily a top five issue. It can be a complaint raised by many men about women, and yet dudes out there trying to do their thing completely ignore it. If you don't have something to freshen your breath at ANY given moment, it probably smells bad.
So...mints are essential. Not GUM. Mints. You don't have to chew mints for a long time, some girls find that irritating and it's bad form in a restaurant. You don't have to spit out mints, so you don't have to leave your lady on the couch to change it out and risk missing a moment. You can eat pussy with a mint. Not with gum.
Small mints, not big and crunchy. One of the essentials.
Be creative with flavors. Fuck a wintergreen, spearmint, nah....try the citrus mints, try the cinnamon if nothing else. It's not enough that she's unoffended by your breath; make her remember it.
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Ok answers so far unimaginative as hell. They're cool, but...entertain with your posts. Be funny or at least be controversial.
For example - the condoms brings something to mind.
Unless you really got a small dick, bring Magnums. Girls like the status of a big penis, the IDEA of it...these can go a long way in that regard. And for those of you who don't know? You don't need to be nervous about buying the black box. Magnums will really pretty much fit anybody, you don't have to be huge. So throw out the basic condoms, they make you look like just another dude. Whether you're really strapped or not, mangum size only. Real talk.
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Always have your room CLEAN! Don't forget at the end of the day you prolly want to fuck. I'm not gonna contribute too much to this thread because the idea of RF people intereacting with the opposite sex is still unbelievable. Just know I'm the man, and a world authority on poosay.
Game. always bring your A game. this is essential. if you have no game, you wont score.
no corny dates. think of something fun and original that will eventually lead to you having sex, or planning to have sex on the next date.
Compliments. as soon as you meet her, compliment her about something (clothes, hair, eyes), but dont just be nervous and say "Oh, err...I...really like your skirt", When you meet her greet her with a kiss and stare into her eyes and tell her she looks incredible and you feel underdressed. this will make her feel great from the gitgo.
Pick up on hints. While conversing with women, pay attention and realise that they are constantly dropping hints about what they want. This is done in a womens way so its usually all fucked up but if you pay close enough attention you can pick up on what they want to do.
When shes talking, let her keep talking as long as she wants and just keep agreeing and look interested. Then add in little comments at appropriate times that will cause her to talk more about whatever shes interested in. This also leads into you getting to know her alot better.
If she is a friend of a friend, DO NOT invite the other friend/s to come along or be in a group. you want 1on1 time with her away from that person so you can get to know her.
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Originally Posted by ShredContract
You can eat pussy with a mint. Not with gum.
Who knows...blow a bubble in their pussy n they might love it
dam, run knows whats up...id have the mentality of that
but on some just shits n giggles stuff
hennesey and money, n let the girl kill most of the drink then you dont need mints, gum, any of that shit..fuck prolly not even a condom they'll be drunk enough you could make them buy some, get em in their freaky mood n tell em to buy a throw away camera too
grimey night, but you still come out of it happy
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Well first off, you're gonna have to go to your bank. Bitches = Expensive
Don't try to budget shit like "well I plan on..."
Nah fuck that... cuz you mite pick the bitch up... BAM flat tire. Triple A don't except coupons nigga...
So take a couple bills out cha know, get the pocket fat... fat enough to where if she want somethin... shit she can get it. That's how us niggas roll.
Yeah Shred's rite... pack some mints. Cuz even if you dont got stank-mouth, after you eat yer shit mite smell like spaghetti and meatballs for a few hours. not cool.
Rubbers: "Hide" these somewhere. This means, don't just whip out a Trojan when shit starts gettin hot. This can be disastrous in some cases...
"Oh so you thought you was finna fuck me? Uh-Uh Nigga..."
Keep it casual... pretend like you gotta search for shit... or, if you smooth enough beat it raw.
weed and drank is always good but not necissarily a necessity. You might come off as too suave if you pop up wit a coupla glasses and a Teddy Pendergrast LP.
Last but not least, have ya jump-off number handy.... So if shit don't go thru as planned..
Drop her ass off, and go dick that duck.
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