My Mushroom trip ...

[Funn DementaLL]

Woah… Off I went to Amsterdam…

“That place where everyone gets high, and its all civil and shit, coz like… all them drugs is legal innit…”

Errr…Yes, that is correct.

If you ever been you’ll know what I mean when I say everything seems so composed and settled… safe and unsafe at the same time on many different levels… below sea level…

I had my first proper hallucination trip on a white steel chair, padded with soft tissue beneath a red plastic case for ass comfort purposes … I had already consumed half a box of Mexican magic mushrooms… I was totally unaware that any preparation would be necessary… and this chair was bolted to a Mac Donald’s floor… Off I went… leaving the sanity station… I felt thousands of small numbskull inhabitants inside me… Unplugging me at various mains located all over my body… Some switches where being turned off and others turned on…. It was like they where on a 9-5 factory shift and they where finishing for the day, going home for some quality time with the family… or going home to drink themselves stupid to forget the sorrows… so…

The surrealism began…

Slurped into my now disjointed mind I go… It started in a seemingly stretched corridor… That seemed more like a wall you can walk on… There were masses of black doors attached to their hinges on both sides of the narrowing path… Then white spots started emerging on certain doors… I open one… Then I feel like I’m looking at myself from the outside… I suddenly became all too aware of the social disgust I would endure pursuing in what I was doing… in a capitalized, universal restaurant marketed for children… intoxicated in substances considered as “mind poison” by the “moral society ” member of public…

“FUCK YOU! CAPTIN PLANET PLANTED THIS VILE GRASS AND SHIT CONDENSED TASTING MAGIC MIND FUCKING VEGTABLE FOR ME! IF YOU WAS ALL FOR SAVE THE EARTH YOU WOULD BE TOO WISE TO BE A CONSUMER IN SUCH AN EVIL MASS CORPORATION AS MAC DEEZ YOU FUCK!”
– Ray’s expressed thought to the unhappy kid with a happy meal and an appalled parent.

Shit was crazy. Everything went red and I was laughing my ass off at nothingness… With two local girls for company we took it the streets… Now everything got fucked up… In the heart of the busiest division of Amsterdam city on a Friday night… My memory here is rather faint…

Then I remember that literally… Out of nowhere these 6 dudes started break dancing… and gathered a crowd… Man’s are flying all over the place… suddenly I notice that one dude cuts his arms off with his feet… Then his arms grow back again…. And he chops them off again… and this becomes repetitive… then another dude turns into a giant black caterpillar and starts crawling on an invisible fence… I watch…. Startled.
Lord knows how long this went on for…. But suddenly they seemed to jump out of their giant insect mutilated bodies, transform back to humans and just disappeared… Literally… vanished… deported…. GONE! Then I notice they all ran onto a bus and the bus disappeared into thin air along with my breath.

*Scene missing*

Along we strode… and lord knows why we ended up in another commercialized, capitalized, evil corporation the world could do without… Burger King… We sat in the corner… upstairs right at the back…. (What is it with black, being bad and being at the back, The fuck did Rosa Parks stand up for? Her bad ass just wanted to do whatever she wasn’t allowed to… really she loved them back seats on the bus… soo…. Bad!) Anyway, there where these large cubicle’s of TV’s on the wall and each of them was placed at the end of a tunnel of mirrors… This turned out to be one of the most mesmerizing sights I ever seen… All I remember is flashing lights, more red, more laughing and the talk of a man who has gone insane.. or been in an accident and been diagnosed a retard.

*Scene missing*

Walked down the longest flight of stairs ever… It looked like I was walking on logs… I was still in amazement.. apparently it was a mission to suck me out of the daze the TV’s had me in.

*Scene missing*

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I remember it was quite a chilly night… but I was so oblivious to any subtle sensation such as cool drafts wafting against my warm flesh… If I was naked I would have felt no different.

The zebra crossing…. One of the most fucked up sights of the trip…. This fucking Zebra crossing confronted me… fucking stood up off the floor and wandered onto the pavement… all I could think to do was follow it.. and I did…. Then the red came back but this time it was a raging, blood thick red.. My head felt like a restless, caged wild animal… Then I realized I could taste my brain… I was chewing it… it tasted like fucking dry soil… but I kept chewing… then began gnashing as if my brain was a chunk of pink and red uncooked meat.. shortly after I lost control of my neck, shoulders and hands… I turned to my two companions while twitching like someone with Parkinson’s disease on ecstasy and said “I’m not doing this, I have no control over what is happening here” … They laughed like hyenas on happy pills … Meanwhile I could see all the sounds I could hear melt into the air… and reappear again… but a different colour.

By now was trippin’ for about 4 or 5 hours... I remember trying to get into this park that seemed to have no entrance and suddenly feeling like my eye sockets where just implanted with natural lenses… so my two eyes where a camera recording everything that only seemed to be happening and I shouted “Shit, I’m watching a documentary of you two girls” I look back at this moment and I know there was the one girl I really wanted to spend that night with, but her friend reminded me of a crocodile called Christopher. I got real angry that she was with her friend… It just fucked me up from getting close to her… But anger only made me dizzy so I needed to chill with that shit.

The next thing I remember is getting on the train… the toxicant had faded a little bit… the left overs where pure dizziness and occasional uncontrollable laughing fits which lasted minutes.

The sleep I had on the way back to London on the plane was unbelievable… I was sat next to British pop band ‘Take That’ (no I wasn’t trppin’) people where going up to them for autographs and shit… In my amazedly vivid dream I was very much awake on the plane but the plane turned into a mini jet and was going so fast I was pressed against my seat like a stamp without enough stick…. Then suddenly it shot down… and in all honestly I thought that that was my last moment on earth… Then I opened my eyes, sweating like out of shape competitors of sex marathons…. immediately I felt my heart pounding desperately on the walls of my chest cavity as if it where contained in a room gradually filling with sea water. I shot up and screamed… I mean it… I screamed… not too loud but loud enough for the passengers in my isle (including one band member of Take That) to turn and look at me with eyes that said “fuck me mate, you alright?”

I got off the plane safely… and trippin’ in Amsterdam… if its anything like mine… I’d recommend it only if you appreciate that all experiences make you… more interesting.. hahaha… Have a nice day.

post your trips.

[SayKriDD.]

Lmfao, Dope read.. I wanna experience it haha

[JayNiac]

Welcome To My World

We Call It The Daily House Hold.... Or Weekend

[Eski Boy]

that was funny as hell. And you were sat next to take that on the way home, poor you

[Vick Slate]

i've always wanted to try shrooms

[Simagine]

You know what's insane as fuck too. Making thee outta shrooms. Chop them up, put them in a coffee filter and put it in your machine. Use the same water 2 times or so and voila. Heavy duty stuff.

[SayKriDD.]

Have a little Patience..

[IllLiterature]

Ahhhhh.. memories

Try tripping out in the woods.. totally different experience... your removed from all the harsh chaos of city life and nature makes for some beautiful visuals when your tripping.. plus if you go near sunset you get to experience night and day there which is also 2 entirely different worlds.. lends itself more to a pure happy go lucky trip capped off with a thoughtful period.. whereas the city trip tends to have more ups and downs of various levels as your exposed to the energy of your surroundings

Also side note.. superstores are the bomb when you shroom.. you never realize how much shit there is and how fun it can be until youve tripped there


Did you drive at all? Nigth driving always looked very videogamish to me when i was tripping.. quite entertaining

[Funn DementaLL]

my man you crazy... driving? That would have been certain to death... I could barely walk straight ... but yeah I hear about going out with nature while trippin' from Bill Hicks... I fried my mind out there man... I think it took me about 5 days to fully recover... got scared I wouldnt return to normal...

[IllLiterature]

Originally Posted by Funn DementaLL

my man you crazy... driving? That would have been certain to death... I could barely walk straight ... but yeah I hear about going out with nature while trippin' from Billy Hicks... I fried my mind out there man... I think it took me about 5 days to fully recover... got scared I wouldnt return to normal...

Im a pretty experienced tripper man.. ive eaten more than a half oz in one sitting of shrooms potent enough it only took other experienced trippers a gram and a half to balls on.. its all a matter of your mind control.. now i cant shut a trip off.. but i still have control when im on it enough to snap back to a certain amount of reality.. thats why i have never had a bad trip even though ive been through some fucked up shit tripping before

if you want some wild trip stories ill put them up later.. i had a few years of my life where i tripped fairly regularly.. acid and shrooms..

the 5 days to recover is odd.. im always fine and dandy after i eat a good meal take a shower and get a good nights rest

ps on a sid enote theyve actually done some research into the possible medical benefits of shrooms and found they are a great anti-depressant and do wonders for self awareness and understanding as a whole.. little fun fact

[Pembroke]

Thrax should put this shit in the next Informer. Funn, gotta admire how you entrance yourself back onto the site, hahah.

Personally, it's billows of smoke around me with thousands of red balloons rising above my body and brushing against my shirt sleeves. I fell into a freezing pool once and thought the bottom of the pool was the surface... no I didn't drown, since I am here typing right now. I saw the pool lights and it led me to the real surface (the opposite direction)

Great read.

[Simagine]

Not go against any of your statements IllLit, I trust that when we'd have a fiesta it'd be of the rictor, but the shrooms he had in Amsterdam can't be compared to the ones you find around anywhere in the states. I'm from Belgium, 5 minute car drive away from Holland and I can tell you, over here it's the drug mekka of the world if you know anything about it. Especially synthetic drugs, so with those, weed, shrooms, etc you can be damn sure you aint getting no better then over here.

[IllLiterature]

Thats where your wrong. Amsterdam is the mecca because its legal and thereofre hassle free to enjoy. You have checks and balances to help control quality and no pesky legal worries. America has top grade of every single drug manufactured in any corner of the world available at all times. Now because you deal at a street level with no controls quality will vary. But we have chemists working their ass off in labs and grow labs of every sort and variety the same as Amsterdam. Ive had acid and shrooms straight from these people, seen the operations and all. Im not talking some kids basement. Not to mention the enormous quntity of drugs smuggled in around the clock year round. I may not get thta level of quality everytime. But ive had it.

That being said, i may not get better shit, but ive had shit just as good.

Im not trying to compete anyway. I was just discussing my own personal experiences. Im all for people having fun and expanding their horizons.

[Simagine]

It's legal to sell weed and shrooms in shops over here, but it aint legal to grow it. It's messed up I know. Plantations are being rolled up on the regular over here. It's being controlled by the governement. You can smoke inside of a coffeeshop but it aint okay to smoke it out on the street. Allright maybe acid or shrooms can be the same over there. But I know for a fact that weed is better over here. You can't mess with the pro growers working for coffeeshops over here. The materials, equipement and all over knowledge on "how to" used is on the highest level. And for ex, speed, liquid x, mdma and such Belgium and Holland is on top too. More then 85% of that around the globe straight out of my backyard by figure of speech. And it's not that I think you're trying to compete, this is just a subject I know a lot about and enjoy in going into.

[Noggah]

this was classic... makes me wanna do shrooms again...

my first time i was just trippin balls inside a house that i explored over and over to see what type of shit would do what... i also did it late so i got to experience the night and day Illit was talkin about... we only had about 4 shrooms we had picked (but they were dripping with the secret of the ooze)... then boiled the fuck out of... usually you can boil them twice or three times... but we had mashed em with a potato masher and got all the good stuff out the first time... I held the glass full of black liquid up to the light bulb and could not see through the engulfing darkness.... my boy "Chug that shit" me "you must be fuckin crazy" **chugs the shit**.... walking on a carpet that was more worms continuously sliding over each other was crazy... everything was twirling and moving and i was so damn happy all i wanted to do was explore objects and see what they would do... unfortunately i dont recall many of the objects or what they did.... this trip lasted a good 7 hours or so...

Second time tripping i ate the shrooms - the world was a comic book aside from bubbles popping out of peoples heads... everything had a weird color to it and i really wanted to go fight some crime...unfortunately this trip did not last as long nor was as hardcore due to lack of intake...

shrooms are awesome tho... and i will probably be doing them again sometime not too long in the near future...