My Day Experience that RF Doesn't Care about

[PURE]

YUP, so basically, it was 1230am, im on the computer, listening to that I Gotcha joint and thinking about what to write for my topical battle on IHH. When, all of a sudden, i hear the doorbell, curious(also not wanting to be rude) I answered the door.

A man, about 55 years old stood there, he had short hair and a grey beard(one of those ones you get after not shaving for 3days) he said: "Allo! I'm working on the roof of the house on the corner" I replied "Okay, what has that got to do with me" clearly hinting I wanted him to fuck off. He said back "Hahahaha, funny lad. I was on the roof, and I thought I would tell the next door neighbour so she wouldn't get frightened, I went round, and I found the door had been jared open, I said Hello, but there was no answer, now I've come here to see if you could pop round and see what's up because I need to get back to work" All of a sudden, I felt quite concerned for that old woman next door, so I said I'll go round and see whats cracking with old muff(not those words exactly)

I got my bro, and we went round. The door did look like it was jared open, but the lock wasnt broken. So I rung the bell, Shouted her name(shes slightly deaf) but there was no answer. I thought there might be a burglar, so I said to my 10yr old bro, wait here while I go get a shovel or something to hit the burglar if there is one.

I went off, came back, then I thought, wait, I'll get a family friend across the street to come so if he gets knocked over by the burglar when he tries to rush out, I'll look even better! So I went round, explained the situation and we went back over.

We both inspected the lock more, and found it was merely left open, and the chipped door and inflation was just tampered and old. I went to the left, he went right, and I saw her slumped on the chair, looking dead. I called out to her and she got up, the friend explained why we were in there and all the time she was doing that Lil John thing- "Whut, Whut, Whut" then finally said "Okay" then we said we'll close the door, she said "Yes Please."

So after all that, the fucking woman had left the door open and fallen asleep, no burglar ass kicking for me then........

[bizzy.]

Haha, that was one of those things that I see, and im like "Im not reading that long ass shit". But I read the first bar, and get sucked into the story :)...If I were you...i'd move asap. Old gay guys knocking on your door with bad jokes, thats a sign of death...as for your wanting to beat a burgler...get the sims..make a family..make a burgler..put him in the pool with no ladders...and enjoy!

[Noggah]

why didnt you just rob the old bag and then use the rooftop guy as your alibi...

[Prospect]

1230 in the morning and all this is happening?
How exactly do things work in UK?

[Vick Slate]

only pussy brings friends and carry a shovel to whip someones head...

[spookes]

lol iight iight,
well all i can say is thats some mad shit, where in UK was that G?
in nottingham any door left open wouldnt be open and have valuables in there for long round these ends man,

[Boogie Smalls]

What the fuck is a roofer doing on the roof at midnight?
Did'nt that seem suspicious to you...

[Fenianism..]

^^^ only stupid people burgel without a weapon of sum sort (hence the shovel)
..when dudes burgel houses in my hood they normally take a bigass knife from the kitchen then boil the kettle.. so if sum1 catches em they throw the hot water round them then stab em.. so chea the shovel an fam was a good idea

[Prospect]

..yea im with mortis, thats what my whole questioning was about

[PURE]

woops, i meant PM, sorry!

[Prospect]

oh well then, ya'll shouldve set the roofer up then asked for money from the old lady

[PURE]

lol...well i wanted to hit a burglar with a shovel =(