I'm a MORON FOR REAL, need advice bad, long post but fun ; ) (it's me, come on) - Hip Hop/Rap Music and Urban Social Network Community

**Contract** · 01-31-2006, 11:30 PM

Ever done something that made you feel like stomping your own teeth in?

Girl from last year's creative writing class calls me up out of nowhere last night, with three pieces of news

1. Her long term bf about whom we've spoken several times is now out of the picture
2. She has gotten a breast enhancement operation (36D)
3. She would like to have lunch with me.

Even before the fake tits, she was fine. I mean fine as fuck, she was no joke. She's kind of the sweet, simple type (not that impressive in the creative writing class, but she has an oral fixation <3). So especially with how shit's been fucked up for me lately, I thought this was an answer to prayer.

So we're talking about what's been going on, and it's late and I'm sort of tired and my mind's wandering...and when I catch up to my mouth, I realize I've just mentioned to her the threesome I had in December. And she does like a double take and can't believe it. She's not a prudish type so I didn't expect her to be that offended, but the conversation wound down FAST from there. Like "Um ok I think I have to go" and I tried to salvage it and she did say "Well call me tomorrow I guess"

Next day her phone's off. I call twice, trying to play it cool like it's still on, no response...

Then tonight I call again and she answers. And she admits the threesome shit "kinda ruined it". My dumb ass had forgotten I wasn't in a locker room and bragging to a woman about that shit is not going to score points. Wow I'm a fucking moron. So I was like "That's not me and it was a one time thing, I'd be really disappointed if that ruined it all". She said "Sorry Peter...I'll call you if I'm in Madison some time." Like hell she will. Sent her a text after our conversation tonight:

"I feel really fucking stupid. I would love to take you out, Julia. I know shit's messed up with Adam, too. If I called you this weekend would that be alright?"

No reply. I want to stomp on my fucking skull. Is it salvageable at all? What can I do or say to save it? With the fake tits, we're talking about a dime EASY. And she's a nice girl. Not like she's a damn nun or even religious, can't be that bad can it? What would be the strategy.

this actually IS vitally important, I needed that phone call and I fucked it up. I've gotta make good somehow.

**Boogie Smalls** · 01-31-2006, 11:33 PM

I think that you have the worst luck with chicks...

What you should so is turn gay, so you never have this problem again...

**Cliche Guevara** · 02-01-2006, 12:11 AM

Not to mention you're clingy as fuck.

**Gunz** · 02-01-2006, 12:14 AM

and an idiot

**HellRazor** · 02-01-2006, 12:19 AM

Write her a nasty letter and give her dead roses...I think she'll like that...If she doesn't then she's not the one

**Contract** · 02-01-2006, 12:20 AM

Ok HIV now officially sucks.

Where are the dudes who get girls and aren't mad.

**FleshPuppet.com** · 02-01-2006, 12:23 AM

its been my experience that women with elective surgery like breast augmentation, face work, lipo, has issues with their heads. think about it. steer clear of women like that.

**Contract** · 02-01-2006, 12:24 AM

Bah fuck that...yeah she's got head issues. Oral....fixation......she can't stop sucking dick. That's a head issue I'm comfortable with.

**Sentence** · 02-01-2006, 12:27 AM

you always talking about how this site is full of dudes who don't get women, and you constantly post stuff like this it's almost like you trying to show off but its whatever man

**Gunz** · 02-01-2006, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShredContract

Ok HIV now officially sucks.

Where are the dudes who get girls and aren't mad.

just cuz we dont make posts about help with females dont mean we dont get girls

**Contract** · 02-01-2006, 12:34 AM

wtf?

I made the thread because I fucked up a major opportunity and the site is full of people who can give advice. Who said shit about anybody else not getting women?

sides HIV and you Jose

**Cliche Guevara** · 02-01-2006, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShredContract

Ok HIV now officially sucks.

Where are the dudes who get girls and aren't mad.

From the looks of it, you can't get girls, and you are mad.

We're simply stating the obvious, since obviously you can't see it. You need work on your game, and learn when to quit. I have a feeling the only pussy you get is from pity fucks.

**Gunz** · 02-01-2006, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShredContract

wtf?

I made the thread because I fucked up a major opportunity and the site is full of people who can give advice. Who said shit about anybody else not getting women?

sides HIV and you Jose

u just did

**Contract** · 02-01-2006, 12:37 AM

gas;fgasfgh;gasha f

I'm not gonna turn this thing into me defending myself, just stfu. The whole premise of the situation was her calling me to ask me out.

**Cliche Guevara** · 02-01-2006, 12:39 AM

And you fucked it up.

She tried to cut it off, and you kept tryna make something out of nothing.

Leave her with the idea that the option is still open and chill. If she really wants to holla then she'll holla. You don't need to keep callin her, or text her, after she been said you fucked up.

Last post... n shit.

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