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07-27-2005, 07:14 PM
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| | Illy-Lama
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found this on another site and it made me laugh so i decided to share..
written by a funny person
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this f*ckin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you don't fight me i don't fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: sh*t Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i don't got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i can't afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower your worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i can't do sh*t til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the f*ck up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is f*ckin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? your wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up your legs AND your head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u *censored* im gunna kick your asses
T0JO: not without your harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge f*ckin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey your losing your guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o sh*t i can't help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: don't be an arss
Churchill: don't be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man your f*cked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u don't ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are f*ckin gay
Hitler[AoE]: your never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why don't u attack me o thats right u don't got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: f*ck u
paTTon: lemme go thru your base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY sh*t I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg don't be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullsh*t u f*ckin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on your team, u guys didnt help me for sh*t
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need your help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all *censored*
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.* | 
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07-27-2005, 07:57 PM
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| | D.I.T.C.
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tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY sh*t I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg don't be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
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07-27-2005, 08:40 PM
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| | Banned
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LMAO!
Nice find. | |
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07-27-2005, 08:57 PM
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| | this milk's on me
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*Makes use of thread rating* | |
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07-27-2005, 11:11 PM
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| | Peep me now son..REALLY
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this shit is nuts
its all factual shit tho..
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07-28-2005, 07:46 PM
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| | Illy-Lama
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this is too sexy to die so quickly | |
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07-28-2005, 07:56 PM
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| | D.I.T.C.
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Originally Posted by IllLiterature this is too sexy to die so quickly | you should die quickly. | |
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07-28-2005, 08:03 PM
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| | The UnLyrical PEON
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hmmmm this is crazy but funny
THEE LYRICAL PHENOM
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Originally Posted by Contract  Not only are you not a lyrical phenom, you're not even remotely talented. You are the only person within the boundaries of our universe who thinks you're good. Is that idea too complicated for you? Or would it just break your mind to acknowledge your own pitiful state of affairs. Done dirt? What the fuck. Dirt. Have you done son. I want to know. Please tell me. And I want to speak to WITNESSES. Oh shit my bad, you probably murked 'em all on the scene, right?
You lost to MC Free? Jesus Christ. I don't even know why I'm talking to you. Telling me I'm on your dick after you respond to a half-paragraph of mine with a fucking half-page and I respond to that in kind? You're some type of a special kid. Maybe you should shut the fuck up and go away. | ^^^^^ :) :0 ;) | |
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07-28-2005, 08:28 PM
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| | Peep me now son..REALLY
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would be great if posted in portions like
the R kelly music video
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07-28-2005, 09:21 PM
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| | Illy-Lama
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Originally Posted by n.e.m.e.s.i.s. you should die quickly. | yeah.. but ive always been a procastinator | |
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07-28-2005, 11:15 PM
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| | Gold the Phalanx
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lol @ Hitler being in Axis of Evil clan.
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07-28-2005, 11:30 PM
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| | Poetical Sex Wizard
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Word, I saw this on RB about a week ago. Funny as fuck..
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07-29-2005, 01:29 AM
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| | R. The Original
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funny shit | |
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07-29-2005, 09:20 AM
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| | broken pockets
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Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? your wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up your legs AND your head?
fdskafdkm whole thing had me laughin
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07-29-2005, 04:30 PM
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| | wyzdom
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LMAO, that shit was funny as hell
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