How to make TV better (breathe deep before you enter, and get your glasses )

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ok, i've seen damn near everyshow prime-time has to offer, and thank god for HBO. These shows are the same shit, for instance..Dharma and Greg is the same as Will and Grace, except Greg won't admit he's gay.As for FRIENDS how many times can somebody watch Joey test the boundries of stupidity and Chandler try and be like the whole cast of Sienfeild(i bet i aint spell that right) in one person?
And if god still loved us he'd cancel King of Queens. Im tired of seeing fat shits with mothers id like to fuck!
the WB is real fag for making superman a frustrated teen in smallville cauz i woulda been using that x ray vision, and the whole breathe things to lightly lift skirt or just straight up rape bitches and kill them using the laser beam eyes to eliminate the body.
Joe Millionaire is something that prolly came out of run's head, and then part 2 came out azy since they are the same man nowadays. Ofcourse bitches like money, and they never fronted on the money front, so how could u expose em?
Fox has a new show wit model bitches doing farmwork?...
YES, I WANNA SEE PARIS HILTON STICK HER HAND IN A COW'S ASS SOOOO BAD.
yo WB you dont give that bitch REBA a show before you bring the Wayan Brothers back!I'd boycott you if you didnt have Megaman. I still think the world aint ready for a sitcom about dirty mexicans so george lopez needs to fallback.
not all mexicans are dirty not even 10%, but george lopez is and he does the most un funny shit in front of the demi-god Dan Marino.
I saw E.R for the first time ever last week, and a helicopter crashed into the hospital and people died and shit.im certain that was its best episode so i aint gotta watch it again.
BILL WALTON IS HATED BY EVERYONE, why is he running his mouth about shit on ESPN and ABC?
Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel is on to remind us why we love Bob Costas.
MTV's beloved show punk is fag. stop watching it. if i wanted to see celebrity in an wierd situation i'd watch that micheal jackson VH1 shows as an intermission for I Love The 80s.

I dont think i even mentioned a way to fix shit until now, take the ugly red head bitch miranda off Sex and the City, she is fucking up my hard on. Don't let sara jessica parker be the main character either, it should be that old sexy bitch Samantha. Thats who I watch it for.
Put The OC on everyday, it's like 90210 mixed with Saved By the Bell...to me.
Guess what Jews. you got your way again! now some isreali bitch got his own reality TV show of him trying to become an actor little does everyone know its woody allen in a mechanical suit.
yo i hate judge judy. shes the rudest bitch i ever seen pixelated. im sorry but id just have to lose the case because she wouldnt be talking to me like that. she can get shot at by mic vick.
i wanna get showtime so bad to watch the next episode, but im afraid showtime would be useless for the other 23 hours in the day.
somebody bring that narc show back, 21 jumpstreet. bring the brady bunch back too, but only the ones with marcia being fuckable.
That japanese show when everyone loses their pride by running into brick walls should have its own channel.
the video game award shows is on monday, and if every award doesnt go to GTA VC or Madden 04, then ill consider it a sucess.
kim possible's tits are madd pointy.
with-in all the hate i got good news for you. Its december and that means Christmas specials like Jack Frost(the most under-rated movie of all time), and ABC family be showing all that shit.
cancel the sopranos, nobody getting killed anymore its all about the family life nobody cares about.

damn i got so much shit in my head but i know ya not gonna read this so suck my tilted penis

[CopyPat]

LMFAO>> that was the best thing ive ever read.

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[Loq]

maybe if u watched less television it wouldnt be an issue!