Hood shit: lesson 1 - How to be a dirtbag

[R. Hayze]

Im in a cab cause the chicks with the whip. This dude come in the back with me, throws himself in and just chills. I peep kat out and he's rockin them corny cargo joints with the pockets on the side. I saw he was looking out the window for like 5 minutes straight , and I seen a buldge in his cargos with a little plastic showing. I reach in and snag at the plastic and there's haze in them, a lot of haze. Im a fiend so I snagged that shit slowly and put it behind my back to my left arm and pocketed that shit. I had the cab drop me off at a different street and walked into some strangers apartment. 10 20 bags of some good shit. The end.

[Quarter Crack]

lol drugs

[R. Hayze]

I taint about drugs. It could've been a yo-yo. I just raised myself for the past 14 years and did a real bad job. It's stuck with me I can't shed the no morals thing.

[Quarter Crack]

You damn dirt bag.

[Plot]

That poor dudes prolly gonna get bashed or worse for that..

Still he was a drug dealin piece of shit so cool..

Nice score scumbag!

[R. Hayze]

Originally Posted by Plotter

That poor dudes prolly gonna get bashed or worse for that..

Ha yea I was thinking the same shit. Big Worm gon get him Friday

[Simagine]

Hahaha, props for that. That was some slick shit right here.

[Hooligan]

thats word.. i cant stop stealing either, this cat was in the park near me and i saw him eyeing some air max 95's that was on the benches, so i checked out the size on em and it happened to be his size. I snatched them shits and sold it to him for 10cash. i dont even know whos sneaks it was, but i bet that nigga was mad as hell when he went to put his shoes on.

[R. Hayze]

I snatched them shits and sold it to him for 10cash

You know , when you steal something and you sell it for 1/8 of the price, it really proves you dont give a shit about the material or the person who owned it. Mad props for that.

When I was young I used to rob shit and just throw it in the trash.

[JayNiac]

I Think He's An Idiot For Not Chargin More, Plus You Aint Gonna Get Chased For A Couple Of Blocks By A Dude On Socks

Now What You Did Was Stealin From Some One In The Same Damn Car As Yourself,
A Dealer, Who Knows If His Stash Is Gone He'll Get His Ass Handed To Him
And You Kept Cool During The Tactical Move Of Going Inside Another Building
Thats Some Real Props There
Aaaaaaah The Good Days

Light One In His Name Tho.
Otherwise It Would Be Bad Karma

[8th]

Originally Posted by R. Skum

You know , when you steal something and you sell it for 1/8 of the price, it really proves you dont give a shit about the material or the person who owned it. Mad props for that.

When I was young I used to rob shit and just throw it in the trash.

^ LOL...thats a GREAT statement....thats how i used to be....

[Fero Blaque]

Originally Posted by SavaGe..

thats word.. i cant stop stealing either, this cat was in the park near me and i saw him eyeing some air max 95's that was on the benches, so i checked out the size on em and it happened to be his size. I snatched them shits and sold it to him for 10cash. i dont even know whos sneaks it was, but i bet that nigga was mad as hell when he went to put his shoes on.

Right that's typical Internet shit , you ain't gonna steal a nigga's sneaks when you don't know who you're dealing with. Steal mine 'n be fucked.

[Pace Maker]

lucky bastard haha. i've done shit like that too. for instance, i was chillin at my boys house and this kid was there who no one likes and his dumbass dropped his bud on the ground, so i swooped it up and kept it moving and the dumbass thought he left it in some bitches car so he didnt even bother looking for it haha.