Mo, paxed goodies...
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Act I
Washington D.C...
I AM THE PRESIDENT , I AM ANSWERING PHONE SO THE AMERICA CAN BE ANSWERED.
HELLO?
HELLO I AM THE COACH OF THE DALLAS COWBOYS, AMERICA'S TEAM. I AM THE COACH OF AMERICAS TEAM, YOU ARE THE COACH OF AMERICA,PERIOD. I THOUGHT WE SHOULD KEEP IN CONTACT WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE OUR JOBS ARE SO SIMILAR!
SO TRUE, SO TRUE. YOU ARE THE MASTER OF RELATIVITY. EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS RELATIVE, WE ARE ALOT ALIKE. I BET YOU LIKE TO EAT FOOD, DO YOU EAT FOOD?
HELL YES I EAT FOOD! I DONT EVEN EAT IT OUT OF HUNGER. MOST PEOPLE EAT FOOD CAUS THEY HUNGRY, I DONT BE HUNGRY. IM RICH SO I EAT FOOD BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT, THATS HOW YOU KNOW IM INTO FOOD.YUMMM. LISTEN, I CALLED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YES TELL ME SOMETHING. I BET IT'S IMPORTANT, YOU ARE THE COACH OF AMERICA'S TEAM. NO TIME TO DIDDLE DADDLE RIGH? PLEASE TELL ME IM SO BOOOOORED HERE!
ONE OF MY PLAYERS MIGHT BE A SPY! IM PRETTY SURE OF IT, HE ALWAYS WANTS TO KNOW MY PLAYS. I LIKE THAT, BUT HE SAYS"I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING AMERICAS KNOW". THIS STRIKES ME AS ODD BECAUSE THIS HASNT BEEN SAID BEFORE. HE IS ALSO FOREIGN EVERYONE IN THE NFL IS FROM AMERICA, WE ARE NOT A NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE! HE NEEDS TO BE WATCHED!
OK! I'LL HAVE MY SECRET AGENT CHECK HIM OUT! STAY STRONG, AND MAKE PLAYOFFS. PLAYOFFS ARE TO BE MADE, MAKE THE PLAYOFFS PLEASE!
THE PRESIDENT WILL FLY BACK WITH PART II IF YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK! <3
ACT II
Secret Base
I AM SHADOW MAN BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY A SHADOW. CHANCES ARE IM A SHADOW BECAUSE I AM BEING MYSTERIOUS. SHADOWS ARE VERY COMMON THINGS WE SEE EVERY DAY BUT IN THIS CASE THE SHADOW THAT IS ME DOES NOT REPRESENT AREAS UNEXPOSED TO THE LIGHT, BUT ME. I AM ALSO BAD, NOT BECAUSE IM A SHADOW, THE SHADOW IS JUST AN ATTRIBUTE OF BEING BAD!
SIR I AM A NAZI SCIENTIST THAT HAS ROLLED INTO YOUR PRESENCE BECAUSE I WAS ALSO EVIL. ACTUALLY I STILL AM! BECAUSE I AM WE HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR MONTHS ON A SUPER SOLDIER TO DEFEAT AMERICA!
AH YES I REMEMBER YOU! I REMEMBER YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE IN A WHEEL CHAIR! I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP WHEN I THOUGHT OF YOUR MISFORTUNE, BUT AS THE SUN ROSE AND I STARED AT THE MORNING DEW I REALIZED I HAD TO CHARGE IT TO THE GAME. NOW YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN ANOTHER SCIENTIEST TO ME, I MIGHT MEAN IT IN A I FEEL YOU ARE EQUAL TO SCIENTIST WHO WALK TYPE WAY! I MAY ALSO MEAN IT IN A WAY THAT SAYS YOU ARE EXPENDABLE! I WILL LET YOU FIND OUT DEPENDING ON WHAT INFORMATION YOU HOLD!
*they both walk into the lab because it has been decided that that is the location they will go to*
BUBBLE NOIZ
HE IS MY CROWN JEWEL, HE HAS LITTLE TO NO VALUE AT THE MOMENT THO. I USED CROWN JEWEL LIKE A METAPHOR!I USED IT AS A METAPHOR BECAUSE HE IS VERY IMPORTANT. HE IS IMPORTANT TO YOU TOO MY LORD BECAUSE HE IS BAD LIKE US! HE IS GOING TO DEFEAT AMERICA! ALL WE NEED NOW IS AMERICA'S PLAN TO COUNTER ACT! HOW IS THAT COMING ALONG SIR?
I HAVE A SPY, BUT THERE ARE NOT ALOT OF CHARACTERS LEFT ON THIS POST! I WILL PRETEND TO STOP NOW BECAUSE MY AUTHOR WOULD NOT WANT ME TO PAST THE LIMIT!
HIDDEN SCENE
HELLO I AM LARRY KING, NO I AM NOT THE KING OF LARRYS YET A KING! NOT OF A KINGDOM IT IS JUST MY LAST NAME, SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PLACED IN SITUATIONS WHERE THEIR MAIDEN NAME MAY SUBJECT THEM TO COMMENTS LIKE THE ONES I BEEN THROUGH. "WHAT ARE YOU KING OF?" SORRY IM NOT KING BUT I AM KING. SPEAKING OF KINGS BUT NOT DIRECTLY BUT LOOSELY SO I CAN MAKE A CONNECTION TO WHAT I JUST SAID TO WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY LETS CALL UP THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA
HELLO LARRY, IT IS LATE NIGHT.IM SPENDING MY LATE NIGHT WITH LARRY KING! PRESIDENTS ARE NOT TO BE AWAKE LATE NIGHT BECAUSE I MUST REMAIN IGNORANT TO CRIME IN THE P.M. WHAT MADE YOU CALL ME ON YOUR DEVICE FOR CALLING OTHER PEOPLE ON CALLING DEVICES!?
DRUGS, ALQUEDA, AND YOU! ARE YOU CONNECTED WITH DRUGS AND ALQUEDA? OR YOU CONNECTED WITH JUST DRUGS AND NOT ALQUEDA, ALQUEDA NOT DRUGS!? BOTH? ARE YOU CONNECTED, I THINK YOU ARE NOT PHYSICLY BUT IN A WAY THAT WOULD LINK YOU WITH THESE SUBJECTS!
NO IM THE PRESIDENT I ONLY CONNECT TO THE HEARTS OF CHRISTIANS!
WELL WE HAVE DRUGS ON THE OTHER LINE
WE HAVE CONNECTED PHYSICLY ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS! OCCOSIONS THAT MAY BE MULTIPLIED IF YOU ARE BORED AND WILLING TO DIP INTO THE WORLD OF MATHEMATICS, ALTHO I SHOULD GIVE YOU THE HEADS UP THAT THERE UNDERBELLY OF NUMBERS IS A DANGEROUS ONE!
LIE, BECAUSE IT IS NOT TRUE. IT'S LACK OF FACT HAS MADE HIS COMMENT FICTION! HOW TABOO HOW TABOO! I'M HANGING UP THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE BUT IS MOST LIKELY TO BE BELIEVED BECAUSE YOU REPORT IT AS BELIEVABLE. CHRIST
to be continued...
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