dude wanted to kill me! hahaha

[iDeaL]

yall ever had someone mistake you for someone they didnt like or were pissed off at?

I was at a club last night...theres 3 dance floors, and a patio area to smoke and make phone calls and shit. I had never been to the patio area, i was dancing the whole nite...
so im getting a call from a girl who was coming to the club, and i couldnt hear anythign she was saying, so i said...hold up ima go outside and call u back.
So i go out to the patio area, and theres about 15 people and 5 security guards out there.
I thought something mighta been going on, but then i noticed everyone was pretty calm. As i start dialing, i hear someone say, "SO YOU CALLING FOR FUCKING BACKUP NOW. HUH!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CALLING FOR BACK UP NOW"
Judging from the voice, i could tell it was an older dude...not OLD, but considering its 18 n over, it seemed there was ALOT more over 21 ppl then most 18 n over clubs i go too. I look to see who was talking and who he was talking too. So i see this dude...I REALLY couldnt tell what he was...i think he mighta been somoan or some shit. So who's he lookin at? Well hes looking in my direction, so i look over my right shoulder. Look over my left.

No1s behind me, and no1 is within 2 feet of me in either direction, cus like i said...it's a big patio with only about 20 people, so everyone is spaced out.
So he looks right at me, and again says...YOU FUCKIN GONNA CALL FOR HELP OR WAT...
and im like aw shit.
Lol.
My heart dropped....
Oh, did i mention he's about 6'4 280, and AT LEAST over 25.
Im 19 years old, 5'10, 180.
So i can give a damn what yall say about how great u can fight or whatever...im not some weak dude, im athletic and i workout, but I KNOW DAMN WELL hes gonna pound the hell out of me if he lays a finger on me.
So there's just a table seperating us, but it was whatever...cus at that point i figured he was just gonna talk shit and call me a bitch for not responding to him or something...either that or i figured hed realize im the wrong guy, or someone wud be like, chill that aint even him.
Remember i was saying that i thoguht something was goin on as i got there? I guess he had just finished jawing with someone, and i walked in as it ended lol. (he was most likely extremely drunk too, but i couldnt detect it behind all the rage in his eyes lol

So next thing i see...is this massive fuckin beast of a guy jump up onto the table as quick as he can, and start rushing at me.
oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
eeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmm
ggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
so im by myself, and im waaaaay in the back of the patio. I have nowhere to go...and so all his homies were all gimungous dudes like him, so i thought i was dead. Luckily his homies actually jump in front of me with abotu a foot seperation between us and throw him to the ground and start yellin "get the fuck out, hurry up"

So since i made a short story long...let me make the ending short and say i danced the night away with some hoes =)
oh..and got recognized as "ideal" by a couple of girls.

[Mister Official]

Write your Informer article!!!

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[iDeaL]

^oh shit. hahah, aight.

[Enthusiast]

damn, u got luckii son.. lol

[Noggah]

thats crazy... i been in a situation like that just recently... i dont know if dude mistook me for someone else or not... but i was walkin out one of my school buildings and walking to the street where i cross into the parking lot... and 3 black dudes is walkin up from where i am looking, which is down the street to see if any cars are coming... apparently dude thought i was eyeing him up or some shit... n i had looked away n kinda under his breathe he was like "what u lookin at" so i glanced back in his area to see what was going on then i heard "oh u want beef" lookin at me... i did the same thing, looked around me n there was noone there... so i just kept goin cause he had a little posse n he was like "thats what i thought"... i was actually really pissed off that night... n if he didnt have 2 of his boys with him i probably woulda beat him into the fuckin ground... i was thinkin about talkin shit to him then runnin to my car knowin they would chase me, then pop out my golf clubs, cause i had a golf class earlier in the day n just poppin all three of them... but seeing as how i was gonna be leaving the next morning to go on a cruise, i didnt want to risk anything... but he just started talkin shit to me for no reason... n i was like "ooo big man talkin shit with ya boys around you to one person"... im a pretty big dude n i probably coulda taken all three if my psycho rage had clicked... u know where u feel no pain, black out and dont remember what happened... so i figured he kinda lucked out... plus the fact i was goin to court soon and am now on probation... i didnt want anything to fuck that up...


last new years at this popular tattoo parlor in Mobile, Alabama, i was chillin wit my boy who is a marine and one of his marine boys... both dont look like much, but i know under that exterior they are both fuckin ripped n strong as shit... this dude drunk as shit just started gettin dark eyes... n i could tell he was gonna try n do some shit... he ended up bumpin into my boy really hard n i was ready for it cause i had seen his body language, he was sittin on a stool n i was next to him playin one of those counter games waitin for his boys turn...so i caught my boy so he aint fall then jumped up and slammed dude into the wall... he started talkin shit then left fast as fuck... u gotta watch people in places like that man... people get drunk as fuck then try to start shit for no reason most the time... glad u made it out of that shit alright though...

[Pembroke]

iDeal, that's not something to laugh about, that could have been the end of ideas all together. Good to see you alive though, must say..

Nog, I get sized up almost everyday so the physical intimidation is nothing new to me. At times, I go about it in an intelligent way and try to avoid a fight.. it's been 4 months since my last fight that happened near a city bus bench. Some guy tried to steal my cell phone, I caught up to him, lifted him up by his ribs and slammed his face into the dirt. Don't die for shits and giggles.. it's really not worth it.

[Ruck]

aHAAHAHahahaaahaha "lifted him up by his ribs" whoa.

hah.

[Kami]

haha.... ive never been in a situation like that..... i was a buffer between one of thoose when i caught a bunch of bloods in there squatting position (you know when they get real low to the ground and start eyeing some one their ready to jump) looking at some one i was with i couldnt figure out who... but i thought i knew the kid because he looked like one of my good friends rich

so i walk up to them like.. "ayo whats the problem" thinking its my friend rich and as i got closer... i realised...not rich..... so im like ahhh fuck.... im bout to get my ass kicked....

long story short...by some coincidence it was riches cousin and he chilled with us one day when we were supposed to jump some kid so i got lucky and straitened things out...

BUT THENNNN... rich showed up and was talking to me catching up a little after all his boys left... and the fucking new kid in the group walks up to my friend and says "thoose N***(er)'s are still looking at us....

another long story short... that kid got his fucking ass beat and rich got arrested....


ps. when ever i wear my puffy coat.... i always get sized up and talked shit at.... its funny tho

[Phade]

I told you, it wasn't a mistake. it was because of your wack moves.

[IllLiterature]

hahaha

im 6 ft 3 with red hair

needless to say,, dont expect too many who look like me running in the same area right?

well, almost, There was one other cat somewhat similar facially 6 ft 3 red hair and HE was the one almost always getting beat for my shit lol

MAD times when i was on my robbery tip back in the day id runinto him and he be on some yo i amost got beat for cats thinking i was you shit.

I called him my EWS (early warning system) kept me with a heads up on whos knew i did what and where they hung out lol

[DaVe E BuRnOuT]

I've been in more then 1 situation like that..sometimes they had the wrong guy..others had the right 1.lol..but nobodys ever just attacked me...i've been swong at..stupidest shit that person ever did in there life...and whatt was stupider was his boys trying to get involved..cas me my boys and a few bouners took them fools out back of the club and beat the shit outta them..and yeah i don't care what size a person is..cas there's always somethen withen reach that you can even the odds with..i guess it was lucky for you you weren't the right person..
and alil advice..next time bring a party wid chu...And never back yourself into a corner..And atleast if you are wid more people you can back yourself outta it...Nahmean

[Mistuh Grippz]

then pop out my golf clubs, cause i had a golf class earlier in the day

And I'm sure they woulda been terrified of your form, Tiger.

[Boogiε]

Onlly time something like this happened to me was...

Me and a couple friends had walked outta school early
And where walking around tagging signs and those big green mail boxes etc..
Well we went back to school and we where waiting in the park infront of the school
And this one car passed and it was abunch on gangbangers. Welll there we where and that
same car passed by again, and stopped and 4 dudes gotta outta the car with bats. I was like oh shit they gonna kill us... well we stayed where we were and they kept walking toward us
saying all this gangbanger shit and I was looking around to see which of us had any gang colors on. and they where getting closer, so i started looking where i was gonna run to cause i wasn't about to get into a fight with gangbanger's. at the time i was like 6'3 180lbs freshmen in HS... well anyways just as they where getting near us a cop car passed and they did a u-turn and came and saved us..

but yeah, shit was scary..

[1/2 Wit It]

And I'm sure they woulda been terrified of your form, Tiger.

lol.

[iDeaL]

Originally Posted by DaVe E BuRnOuT

and yeah i don't care what size a person is..cas there's always somethen withen reach that you can even the odds with..i guess it was lucky for you you weren't the right person..
and alil advice..next time bring a party wid chu...And never back yourself into a corner..And atleast if you are wid more people you can back yourself outta it...Nahmean


and alil advice..next time bring a party wid chu...And never back yourself into a corner..And atleast if you are wid more people you can back yourself outta it...Nahmean

its not as if i went to the club by myself. I went with a couple dudes, and knew more than a handful there....but cmon fam, u think ima go tap everyone of my peoples' shoulders while theyre dancing, and tell them to stop so they can come guard me while i make a quick call?

Another thing...there was NOTHING in reach to "even" it out. And the only reason i was kinda jammed in a corner was because it was the furthest point from the door and if i were any closer i wouldnt have been able to hear. = /