David Spade

[Quarter Crack]

Hi, RF.

Decided to share some of the threads I made on paxed with you guys :]

First...I just wanna say I have nothing against fat people, and this forum isn't negative.


We all had the the conversation, and/or heard the conversation. How there's this fat person in a group there to make everyone look better. It's always half joke, half true. Never has it been more true with this faggot:

David motherfuckingSpade!


This man was born and lived his life in a vegetive state until Chris Farley stood beside his piss soaked bed and touched him with his comedic hands of gold. He then sprung up from his bed, and pledged his undying love for Farley's cock
.

Now I don't know who was on SNL first, but Spade was only on there for Farley so fuck you.

They worked together so well, but the crazy thing was. Farley wasn't Spade's asseccory, it was in reverse. This puzzled the gods to the point it pissed them off. Farley didn't OD on anything, he was smited by an assassin from above.


Now look at David, a puppet without a master.Void of any comedic value. Back into a vegatable.


:(

[Stoic]

Spade was good in that show about Magazine editers.

[Criticize]

spades dope, his standup comedy leaves something to be desired though.

[n.e.m.e.s.i.s.]

*brushers Quarter off*