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**Vulgar** · 03-31-2007, 12:04 AM

I depart in the morning - be back in 5 days.

Been on a cruise before?

**Noggah** · 03-31-2007, 12:08 AM

i have.. .went to cozumel, porta de maya... couple other places... the boat can be pretty damn fun within itself... i played a lot of craps... and won a decent amount of money... put it like this... i covered my drinking expenses and souveniers... i bet jamaica will be fuckin sweet tho... i didnt try to get any weed... but im sure itd be easy for you in jamaica... that is if you are an herb smoking fiend... be careful about security tho... the dude who cleaned our room n shit stole some stuff from my brother... so always keep your valuable shit on you... in a locked bag or in the room safe... definately have fun... it can be one of the best vacations you ever go on... also the offshore excursions can be dope if you signed up for any of those... the best thing is to just relax the whole time... find you some nice pussy on the ship... and stay intoxicated the whole time (but only half intoxicated if you are gambling)

also.. u can try smuggling liquor on in your suitcase... we just filled up empty shampoo bottles...cause the drinks on the boat get to be pretty expensive and you can rack up quite a bar tab if you arent paying attention

**Vulgar** · 03-31-2007, 12:22 AM

Thanks, as far as I know, there will be a rainforest excursion. I'll be taking advantage of that. Sex, marijuana, and intoxication - there'll be one out of those 3, at least. It's a Carnival ship, I've been saving up for some time.

**Noggah** · 03-31-2007, 12:36 AM

yeah, i took carnival... so look out for those thievin bastids... they come in your room when ure at dinner and in the morning... i dont know about afternoon... just bring papers with you and then u can sneak bud back on the ship easily in ure pocket... (unless u look real hippie like or suspect)... i was chillin with this hippie dude i met onboard and they pulled him aside when we were gettin back on the ship for no reason and searched him... they scan ure bags when u get back on... so thatd be a bad idea... hell, i could've brought it on the ship with me cause there were no dogs and very minimal security... but then again.. u'll be going out of England (im assuming), which has a highly policed area... but im sure u'll have no trouble accomplishing all 3 of your goals... and if worse comes to worse... u could just always smoke on the island and get back on the boat blitzed as fuck... try to at least smuggle some liquor on in ya suitcase... that will save u a nice chunk of change alone... but definately have fun man... and dont skimp yourself on the onboard activities too... they usually have some stand up comics and different events... you will receive a little newsletter in the morning that informs you of all the events on the ship for the day.... so at least look at it to see if anything sparks your interest... and again... keep all your valuables in a locked bag, on your person, or in the safe...

**run** · 03-31-2007, 12:39 AM

if you go to jamaica and dont watch australia play in the world cup final your wasting your time.

**Noggah** · 03-31-2007, 12:41 AM

^^they have TV's on the ship

**run** · 03-31-2007, 12:51 AM

well im sure they have videos of jamaica too but its more fun being there.

**Mister Official** · 03-31-2007, 12:52 AM

Soccer sucks balls.

**run** · 03-31-2007, 12:55 AM

cricket you asshole.

\/ \/ \/ person that posts below me saying cricket sucks is gayer than homosexuals

**Mister Official** · 03-31-2007, 12:58 AM

Cricket blows. =)

**Simagine** · 03-31-2007, 07:51 AM

Sounds like a nice trip. Are you going by yourself or with friends? Anyways enjoy yourself.

**Kanine** · 03-31-2007, 07:56 AM

Lucky Lad
I was born in Jamaica
Left there in 2003, havn't been back since but i'm missin home 4 real
UK lifestyle has entrapped me

Neva been on a cruise b4...... i wud want to tho but im in a broke session

Don't worry while ur in Jam Rock u can watch the Worst Indies play...lol

**Vulgar** · 03-31-2007, 11:46 AM

Nog, that advice will be taken into account. Thanks. I'm going with my sister, mother, and cousin. The ship leaves from the Port of Miami, Florida in two hours.

Vote on the SSC's!

**8th** · 03-31-2007, 01:35 PM

jamacia is trash. i saw a guy that looked EXACTLY like wyclef jean eating out of the trash.

But cruises are fun, you'll have a good time.

**IllLiterature** · 03-31-2007, 04:46 PM

Cruise is a great time if you get good people on board with you.. when i went to alaska i recruited a posse of about 13 people that partied with me every night. Theyll say you cant open the duty free liquor on board but fuck that.. go have your fun drinking in the bar dance be merry then get a group of bitches to hit the hot tub with you.. thats when you have your handy dandy sprite bottle filled with vodka and get everyone nice and loose in the tub before you lead one or more women off for a night of debauchery

dont let the casino sucker you.. i was up almost 1500 off blackjack but committed the mortal sin of staying to long.. if you get up take a break and do something else for a while.. otherwise they will almost always win out in the end.. you get more tired.. a little cocky and start betting bigger.. then boom.. money gone

in other words have fun squeeze a titty and sllap an ass for me

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