Craziest Place u ever had Sex' (for people that have had sex) - Hip Hop/Rap Music and Urban Social Network Community

**AcRoMeGaly** · 06-22-2008, 03:50 AM

lol, yes i think its time we share some manly stories, and girls u can share ya stories too, dont worry we wont judge u ( too your face atleast)

well, me i used to go with this crazy like punk/goth chic and this chick was a fucking nyhm pho like where ever' where fucking ever' we she got that urge she would just fucking go, na-mean??? any woo, i can think of a couple places we did the deed, but here are the most craziest'

3. back of a cab, fucking cab driver started wacking off right ass he was drivin surprised i wasnt killed he actually had the nerve to ask for some lol, i didnt get offended though u didnt charge us for the ride'

2. in a dressing room in k-mart, lol i dont even remeber why we went there i just kow she wanted to try things on and one thing led to grabbin my cock and ya get it

and the number one craziest fucks i've ever had

1. on stage at the electric factory (if u from the delaware valley u know where and what that is) it was a rancid concert and she scored these killer tickets from here pops whos an old head from like woodstock days and knows lots of big wigs in the roczk scene, any who it was m first time at a concert of the punk/rock kind and i found the mosh pit interesting next thing i know the chic i was with fucking drop kicks some big as dude and his medium sized friend, need less to say it was on, so me and this crazy as bitch is right in the middle of a mosh pit, fending off the attacks of thexse two fags, after being punched in the grill, and nearly knocked out bitch hands me a combination lock, so i go at it again, this time armed
after it was over and we made our way out of the pit and back front row we had fucked alot of cats up, one of the members of the band pulled me on stage and said' while they where playin dude, killer fucking blows out there, rock out here, i was like cool i got to be on stage an do my best waynes world impression, i asked dude' i cnt remeber his name if he good pull the chic i was with on stage he did, as soon as she got up there she asked him if she could suck his cock he said i gotta play but do him' him being me, so yes long story short, i got a b/j on stage next to the drum set at a concert

needless to say she was a whore, and we broke up short time after but the crazy shit we did i will think off and jerk off too for decades too come
now im with my girl for two years and after all that, m sex life seems drag and boring, but after i girl like that u want them all to be that crzy, na-mean

so its yalls turn' i wanna know if yall got stories like that, cuz if not i guess im a wierdo perve' lol and i dont want to be a weirdo perve

**Criticize** · 06-22-2008, 08:05 AM

hmm i might share some stories later, but the craziest place was probably the chick i fucked at the mental asylum

**STRONGARM** · 06-22-2008, 09:10 AM

Can someone translate EVERYTHING Acro typed.!? He's like Dave E Burnout x10 with the spelling fubar's.

**DaVe E BuRnOuT** · 06-22-2008, 09:12 AM

lol She wanted to try somethen on at Kmart..lol Broke Bitches...Nah but anyways ill give u lastnights details...2 chicks 1 club bathroom me...Got No Buns But Both Were Sharing my cock in there mouths...Matter Fact let me call those hoes...I left with some other hoe just got home.lol

**Beyond** · 06-22-2008, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by STRONGARM

Can someone translate EVERYTHING Acro typed.!? He's like Dave E Burnout x10 with the spelling fubar's.

lol, yes, I think it's time we share some manly stories. And girls, you can share your stories too. Don't worry, we won't judge you (to your face atleast).

Well, I used to go out with this crazy Punk/Goth chick and this chick was a fucking nympho. Wherever she got that urge, she would just fucking go, you know what I mean? Any who, I can think of a couple of places we did the deed, but here are the craziest.

3.) The back of a cab. The fucking cab driver started masturbating while he was driving. I'm surprised I wasn't killed. He actually had the nerve to ask for some, lol. I didn't get offended though because he didn't charge us for the ride.

2.) In a dressing room in K-Mart, lol. I don't even remember why we went there, I just know she wanted to try things on and one thing led to her grabbing my penis, and you get it.

And the number one craziest fuck I ever had was..

1.) On stage at the Electric Factory (if you're from the Delaware Valley, you know where and what that is). It was a rancid concert and she scored these killer tickets from her father who is an old guy from the Woodstock days and knows lots of big wigs in the Rock scene. Any who, it was my first time at a concert of the Punk/Rock kind and I found the mosh pit interesting. Next thing I know, the chick I was with fucking drop-kicks some big ass dude and his medium sized friend. Needless to say, it was on. So me and this crazy ass bitch are right in the middle of a mosh pit, fending off the attacks of these two fags. After being punched in the mouth and nearly knocked out, the bitch hands me a combination lock. So I go at it again, this time armed.

After it was over and we made our way out of the pit and back to the front row, we had fucked a lot of cats up. One of the members of the band pulled me on stage and said while they were playing, "Dude, killer fucking blows out there. Rock out here." I was like, "Cool." I was able to be on stage and do my best Wayne's World impression. I asked dude (I can't remember his name) if he could pull the chick I was with on stage and he did. As soon as she was up there, she asked him if she could suck his penis. He said, "I have to play, but do him (him being me)." So yes, long story short, I received oral sex on stage next to the drum set at a concert.

Needless to say, she was a whore and we broke up a short time after, but the crazy shit we did I will think of and masturbate to for decades to come. Now I'm with my girl, who I've been with for two years, and after all of that, my sex life seems like a drag and boring. But after a girl like that, you want them all to be that crazy, you know what I mean?

So, it's your turn. I want to know if you fellas have stories like that, because if not, I guess I'm a weirdo pervert, lol, and I don't want to be a weirdo pervert. :(

**STRONGARM** · 06-22-2008, 05:24 PM

lmao.. I guess that wasn't a typo, Acro really said "any who"..!

**Vick Slate** · 06-22-2008, 05:30 PM

beyond really didn't go there...

**Beyond** · 06-22-2008, 07:37 PM

Why not? Boredom payed for the trip.

**AcRoMeGaly** · 06-23-2008, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STRONGARM

Can someone translate EVERYTHING Acro typed.!? He's like Dave E Burnout x10 with the spelling fubar's.

thats cuz, i stay faded like all the time-

lmfao, shit was funny though and now while sittin here i reread what i wrote and damn, lol

**Boogiε** · 06-23-2008, 01:22 AM

In your mom's ass...

Oh!!!!
SNAP!!!!

**AcRoMeGaly** · 06-24-2008, 01:57 AM

lol, wow i can tell u never touched a girl in ya life

**Chris The Man** · 06-24-2008, 02:36 AM

This thread reeks of bullshit.

**AcRoMeGaly** · 06-24-2008, 05:06 AM

nope sorry all true

**Beyond** · 06-24-2008, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by AcRoMeGaly

lol, wow i can tell u never touched a girl in ya life

How'd you get all that from that one miniscule comment?

**Xylo** · 06-24-2008, 07:54 AM

50 yard line of springvalley tigers (ny) football field.

on a greyhound bus on the way into nyc from upstate

in my bimmers back seat front seat and hood she said the heat from the hood left her ass black and blue.

in the evergaldes in the back of my 4 runner.

in moses scurrys bed banging his girl when they used to live in red hook (ny)and he was away at unlv.

in the lifeguard house in south beach

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