More sharing of the paxed threads..
Yo, one day I was minding my own business, eyes glued to the tube, channel surfing, etc. Now my brain usually rests during commercials but I noticed something odd; a cookie crisp commercial with a new mascot. Not the old lovable predicate felon dog I once knew as a pupa.
Before my very fucking eyes I watched this new breed of cereal mascot snatch a box of extremely expensive cookie crisp(what box isn't tho)
I gulped because I'm not used to cereal villians prevailing, I'm still recouping from the trix incident on Family Guy. To my suprise(it shouldn't have been) the cookie wolf fumbles the box of cereal and it spills into the bowl of every kid dumb enough to be on their patio at a time of national crisis
No parent in site.
Needless to say I moved on from this faggot's scheme to perhaps a bigger one. O_o If he's the new cookie crisp mascot what happen to the old one? I started thinking about what usually happens to stars when they burn out, and I noticed most of them go back to where they came from to be praised like a god.
This is where my journey begun.
I went to the Nestle offices to find out where the cookie bandit came from but they were less than welcoming to me.
I'll let you guess wich one of these guys DIDN'T call me the N word after beating me into a bloody pulp.
It was well worth it, because I used my level 2 pick pocketting skills to get this lil puppy off one of the guards
Soon as they graph the skin from my ass to my penis, I'll be able to leave the hospital and continue my search for the truth. ^_^
Until then, sup?
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