common stereotypes

[FranchisE]

heres some of the common ones
im aware of..feel free to add any i missed

black people-enjoy chicken fried , drink kool aid by the gallon , greet other by saying "yo", refer to peers as there son , prefer a malt liquor
,packing in the manhood department, cant effectively comb hair unless it is wet , (hair isnt capable of holding water ..rather it
beads off as if protected by armoral. can hold a pencil in hair while upside down , have big lips , are gangster

latino people- cook everything from eggs to fried dough with sazon , use hair greese , when counting... tree comes after two
are from spain , park there hondas on the front lawn , drop there cars 4 inches tint the windows them self and install
audio components worth more then the car..can translate "la-la-la-la-la-la-bumba" , words end in A-O- or I

polish people - own polka cd's , love kielbasa ,rearely posses IQ's in access of 40 , wear suspenders , are old

chineese people - work in fast food delivery , have black hair , unable to meet the 43" requirement for bumper cars ,
named after sound effects of stainless steel silverwear bieng tosses down the stairs , .know karate , are related to anyone
japaneese , make chicken wings out of stray cats

arabs- know bin laden personally , communicate with terrorist cells via private phone , decendants of afghanistan , wish one day
to own a corner variety store complete with beaded enterence , can drive a taxi like nobodys buisness , will overcharge you for anything

french people - wear funny hats , liev withing eye site of the eifel tower , dont shave there armpits , smoke extra long cigerrettes ,
leave top 3 buttons open for chest hair to protrude ,

italian people - like meatballs , are connected to the mafia ,

portugeese people - make there own wine in barrels by stomping on grapes , own a personal grape vine made of plumbing pipe,
have a jesus in a bathtub in there lawn , can make kale soup , eat boiled potatoes with every meal , drink carlos rosi wine ,

white people - live in a household with 1 mom 1 dad 1 sister and 1 brother , wear tight pants , listen to country and metal ,
skateboard is the prefered mode of transportation , are jumpshooters uncapable or the slam dunk , look up to eminem,
wear t shirts that do not reach there waste level , abuse the word dude

australian people - have come in contact with a kangeroo at one point , record steve erwin on tivo , have a bedroom window
view of nothing but orange sunset and sand , own a bowee knife ,

mexican people - at one point had to apply for citizenship , migrant workers , can take a dozen people to a destination in one
trip with just a hatchback , wear sombraros and like taco bell , make salsa ,

canadian people - are policed by the national mountee force , will be saved by a st bernard with a barrel of water on his neck
like ham with maple syrup , are responsible for everything bad , order NHL center ice with there cable subscription

russian people - chainsmoke , drink obnoxioiusly with nieghboring germans , wear tiny square fur hats , dance with arms folded
and kick there legs periodicly crounching while kicking

[Plot]

lol

[Young Bill !]

black people- greet each other by calling each other niggas....smoke lots of weed....drive verry poor cars

[Cliche Guevara]

Actually, it's liquor in the St. Bernards cask.

You forgot French people drink wine with everything, all the time. Even the children. And you forgot to mention Italians drive tiny cars and think all well dressed Americans are English (i.e. from England). Also most latino's don't come from Spain. The ones you're talking about are the hispanics from Cuba, PR, DR, and Central America.. but who's asking. They use Goya with everything too... and drink it enough that when they sweat, they could bottle it and use it to cook again.

And that white kids generally hate their parents, for no good reason but to make their own life harder. That way they can tell people how hard their life is.

[azy]

joke!

arabs also walk ten miles ahead of their female partner who they refer to as 'woman' and insist on shouting and waving their arms around frantically when trying to say ANYTHING. arabs chain smoke and seem to all have giant black caterpillars stapled to their top lips. oh, and sandles, they love the sandles.

[Rah Is Back]

I never knew Russians and Germans are neighboring. I guess you learn new things evreyday. Forget what this globe tells me, lets all refer to American stereostypes.

As far as Canadian ones. I usually eat bacon (ham) with pancakes and I put maply syrup on my pancakes, but due to gravity and the uneveness of my pancake tower, if you will, the syrup has a tendency to run down and if so makes contact with my bacon/ham, so be it.

I don't have Center Ice with my cable subsctiption, but I would rather watch handicap women play hockey than watch baseball or nascar.

[warrent]

i do enoy fried chicken and drink kool aid by the gallons

[Nomad Toad]

great!!

really hip hop attitude!

its great to reinforcer ignorant stereotypes!!

( oh you forgot english people are really sarcastic)

[B.Major]

WTF!
Fuck u fran, i park my acura on the lawn, not my honda.

Hater.

[HellRazor]

White people can't dance.......
Mexican people are the best roofers.....
Chinese people are genious's
Black People are the best runningbacks.....
White people are the best quaterbacks.....

When 2 fat people have sex they start a fire...........(wait....disregard this last one..)

[SoundSilence]

i order nhl center ice :(

piece of shit too, they barely show any god damn games. Fuck I hate Bell Express Vu

[FranchisE]

LOL at rah and his pancake stack dilema...

and to the people who corrected me...
sorry i was just relaying the shit....
dont shoot the messenger..

[Cliche Guevara]

Originally Posted by HellRazor

Chinese people are genious's

Genius doesn't have an O in it.

And it's not Chinese. The stereotype is Japanese... but since nobody can tell the difference, they're commonly mistaken for eachother.

[R.D.]

...mexican...with pickup truck... get buisness card...

..us(whiteys)...fitted hat uncurved...baggy pants... malibu's most wanted...

[Cliche Guevara]

The fitted hat thing is actually a blacky trait that whiteys stole... but what's new? Whiteys are culture thiefs. Have been since the beginning of time.