[Cock Block]...Would you?...

[Typhris]

...Would you pull up next to a car in a dark parking lot with your friend next to a car which cleary has two people in it about to get it on?.. n after realising so would you stay there???...

like WTF!!! monday night im in my car with this cuttie, n' she's nude I'm in my boxers.. then I put her on top she looks over n there's people just chillin and eating there food in there car litterally two feet away!!! she got bummy ducked down n said this aint happening now..

I was CHEEEESSSEDDD!!!!!! ... like wtf! ..Bastards! after I dropped her off I should've came back(park around the block) n smashed there car window n dip! phuk! her body is sooo nice n smmoooooth!!! ..jgbjfdgnfjdgnfjd

Now Who'd sit n try n phukin watch??... [cock blockers]

[Quarter Crack]

That was me watching you.

[SayKriDD.]

*Breathes Heavy*

[Visor]

that chick had a nice body, why did you leave?

[Young Bill !]

Man Cock blockers are just apart of life homie....niggas cock block everyday, even when they dont try to. Sadly thats just i thing that happens in everyday life, i only cockblock when i know i can take a nother niggas girl you diggz

[Cass]

^ then u better know how to fight. But I'm not down with the whole cockblockin thing...though i've done it a few times, but only cuz my friend wasn't feelin the dude.

[..Burger King..]

Ty with a girl. Ha. Made my day, You big liar.

[Malil]

Originally Posted by Typhris

then I put her top on

.............

[optikaL`]

They were just waiting to see how long it took for your "girl" to deflate. Someone had to win the bet.

[Malil]

good one^^

[Da Source]

Cock-Blocking is NOT kewl regardless of the circumstances...

HOWEVER... seeing as how the niggas in the other ride were eating food, I'ma give em the benefit of the doubt and assume they had jus finished drinking/smoking. When you fucked up, you'll pretty much park in a police station parking lot to finish that Whopper muhfucka...

9 times out of 10, they weren't even paying attention to you... and if they did, they prolly woulda honked and commented on your boxer pattern


"Dooooood nice hearts! "


That sucks though... but at least you were about to get it on nigga... some chicks won't even do it in the whip.... congratulate yourself for bagging one who will... and next time, don't pick such a "popular" parking lot...


Try dips that you KNOW will be dead... like a museum... or a fuckin Drive Thru Insurance place.


yeah

[Mister Official]

Sometimes when we're bored after the club.. we drive down a main street where the hookers roam and if we see one get picked up we slowly follow them.. then park on the street wherever they end up a minute or so after.. then hop out the car and act like somethings wrong with it for a few minutes.. yelling "this cars a piece of shit" or something to that extent.. and we ask the parked car for help sometimes lol.. sometimes we dont depending on what the person in the car looks like. We're not getting shot over having fun.. But you shoulda tried convincing her to keep going..

[R. Hayze]

Originally Posted by Typhris

...Would you pull up next to a car in a dark parking lot with your friend next to a car which cleary has two people in it about to get it on?.. n after realising so would you stay there???...

like WTF!!! monday night im in my car with this cuttie, n' she's nude I'm in my boxers.. then I put her on top she looks over n there's people just chillin and eating there food in there car litterally two feet away!!! she got bummy ducked down n said this aint happening now..

I was CHEEEESSSEDDD!!!!!! ... like wtf! ..Bastards! after I dropped her off I should've came back(park around the block) n smashed there car window n dip! phuk! her body is sooo nice n smmoooooth!!! ..jgbjfdgnfjdgnfjd

Now Who'd sit n try n phukin watch??... [cock blockers]

This might sound cliche and very gay. But, get a room.
cheap bitch

[Da Source]

Awww, caw-mon Hayze...


This isn't prom night... or the honeymoon and shit... pussy is pussy.

I'll fuck a bitch in the middle of a day-care center... wit no rubber.... then wipe the sweat wit some kid's hoodie which I prolly stole from his cubbie

"Nawt my cubbie! "



Plus dude already done dropped a few dollars on some rubbers... gas in the tank... maybe possibly dinner that night, least the bitch can do is give em some jaw-bone outta shot-gun... i mean damn.


Wat you doin? Nuttin, chillin at the Holidae Inn...

[R. Hayze]

Originally Posted by Da Source

Awww, caw-mon Hayze...


This isn't prom night... or the honeymoon and shit... pussy is pussy.

I'll fuck a bitch in the middle of a day-care center... wit no rubber.... then wipe the sweat wit some kid's hoodie which I prolly stole from his cubbie

"Nawt my cubbie! "



Plus dude already done dropped a few dollars on some rubbers... gas in the tank... maybe possibly dinner that night, least the bitch can do is give em some jaw-bone outta shot-gun... i mean damn.


Wat you doin? Nuttin, chillin at the Holidae Inn...

Are you going to complain when 5 6 year olds start gawking and staring at you? No cuz you obviously(supposedly) dont give a fuck.
If you gonna fuck in public be prepared to be spotted, otherwise get a fucking room b. Word up.
It's one thing to not give a fuck, it's completely different to fuck in a parking lot, get spotted then get mad like you're on private property. shits stupid.

Buit that's just me I guess. Cuz whenever I wanted to get my socks boned, I've always had a nice bed to handle my biz. In high school my twin bed was fucking abused.