Chris, Chris, Chris.
smh
What is wrong with this wooley mammoth brained nigga? I can be on cruise control and here this nigga come trying to throw a wrench in my shit. A monkey wrench@that(u seen his face)Notice everytime I diss him it's in response to some of his dull banter. The most unarticulate thing breathing since Terry Schiavo's death has the nerve to talk down to me. What is the world coming to? Well, In this thread I'm going to let Chris do the defending this time.
Congrats on looking like one of the smelliest niggas on your own site. Don't even try and defend your hygein either, caus your room is disgusting. I'm just glad you had the camera aiming up because I might vomit looking at the rotten banana peels all over your floor. That's fucking crazy that you sit behind a desk at the DMV, I'm pretty sure being in control of all that information can fry your pea brain at times. I bet they stuff your overgrown ass in a cabinet and have you eat all the tickets for safe keeping. Back to you ugly ass tho.
What's with the itty bitty scorpion tat? You get burned with a creepy crawler or something? SMH@you taking it out the oven too early. Your shit look faded as fuck. Word of advice: Don't let your stick on tattoos get wet. Why you the only nigga on earth that can make a fitted look like a Kangol hat. Why are you even wearing a hat with a beater on? OOOOOooo I can tell by the bits of hair sticking out....Your hair is fucked up. I thought you had a bitch braid your shit like every week? Figures, I'm guess nobody willing to come into your home to touch your scalp besides ex-convicts looking for a bit of nostalgia.
You should have never exposed your teeth. I don't even wanna know what happens when you open your mouth. All I know is you prolly have no difficulty eating corn. Son...YOU LOOK SO MAD, SO FRUSTRATED. WHAT HAS THE WORLD DONE TO YOU CHRISTOPHER? WHY MUST YOU LASH OUT AT A YOUNG FLASHY NIGGA LIKE ME? I know you want the bitches. I got an exclusive screenshot of your Dreams.
Look at him loving the white bitches. He swear he love a darkskin chick, but that's because that's the only type of bitch he can scoop. This is his deepest fantasy: two white women and gay suspenders.
Now for Random shit.
Learn how to spell you dumbfuck. Don't you realize there is something wrong if someone can actually 'Type like Chris'?
How many time you gonna front on paxed and still be active on Blackplanet? I vividly remember the chat where you talk about meeting up with a chink that looked uglier than Margeret Cho.
The fitted says it all. You have no fashion sense. I bet your closet consist of the following brands: Southpole, Willy Esco, Johnny Blaze, Paco, with a dash of Jnco.
Did I mention you ugly?
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