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04-14-2006, 04:09 AM
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| | Gold the Phalanx
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Norwalk, Connecticut
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Rep Power: 12  | Ayo Rapflava Today I hooked up with this bitch my boy was goin for. My boy gets mad bitches and shit, n she was just another one of em, and he gives me mad props for scorin w/ her. I lovvvve eatin bitches out, and i ended up eatin n diggin her out (both holes, son, both holes) anyways, she was beggin to give me dome, she actuallly said the term "dome". So RF, should I have:
A.) Left that bitch alone, your boy Bone wanted that grip.
B.) Done exactly what you did. Well played Rob.
C.) Allowed her to give me that dome, you went down on her, allow her to return the favor.
D.) Done exacly what you did, BECAUSE OF THE LENT COMMITMENT. Well played Rob.
E.) Yuck, Dude. You use both holes? (Hell yes, son, hell yes.)
ayo gimme advice, cause my boy Bone is givin' me props, but i still feel like kinda an asshole. PS I'm drunk.
*** edit RF: I ain't re-reading what I already posted, but if i didn't tell you, I gave up masturbating, and any form of consious orgasm for Lent.
__________________ Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor.
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04-14-2006, 04:22 AM
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| | The Hoodlum Bunch
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cleveland, Ohio
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| Re: Ayo Rapflava Now i've done ate both holes.. but on a chick you just met? Ewwww. Get to a doc ASAP. |
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04-14-2006, 04:32 AM
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| | That Death Shit
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Rep Power: 6  | Re: Ayo Rapflava Quote: |
Originally Posted by Stoic Ayo Rapflava | Yes Stoic, what is it.
Oh, I see. You have a gross story.
And you must really have been drunk cause your question is kinda boneheaded. He's just another score to your friend, you obviously had every right to have your way with her.
You had the bitch beggin to go down, eh? That's pretty lyrical.
["lyrical" replacing "cool" or "dope" begins]
__________________ You spit in the states and they laugh in Europe
I'll melt your mixtape into plastic syrup
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04-14-2006, 10:10 AM
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| | R. The Original
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 4,755
| Re: Ayo Rapflava Wait though, What's the fucking question?
You didn't take the head? You sucked her asshole but you didn't let her give you some neck?
Give and take my nigga give and take. If Im sucking some ass , Im taking a LOT b. |
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04-14-2006, 11:32 AM
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| | Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Rep Power: 11   | Re: Ayo Rapflava If you gave up any conscious orgasm then its simple: get so drunk that you won't remember. Remember: if you don't remember, you didn't do it consciously. Now, a problem arises when you're that intoxicated, the dreaded "whiskey dick", but if you haven't had a conscious orgasm for awhile, I'd see no problem with that.
PS. Give up religion for lent.
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04-14-2006, 12:39 PM
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| | Gold the Phalanx
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Norwalk, Connecticut
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Rep Power: 12  | Re: Ayo Rapflava First off all, this site needs a breathalizer.
Second of all, I don't give up things for Lent on a religious issue, it's more of a self-discipline thing. I take pride in bending my will and body into hardships, for some reason. If I'm concious enough to remember I can't have sex, I'm too concious to receive it. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Thraximus Now i've done ate both holes.. but on a chick you just met? Ewwww. Get to a doc ASAP. | That was a legitiment concen of mine, till she told she just broke up with her boyfriend, so I feel like I wouldn't have to worry. That sounds at least "semi-safe" right?
__________________ Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor.
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04-14-2006, 01:48 PM
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| | Hear the Tricks..
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: RGV
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Rep Power: 12   | Re: Ayo Rapflava ewww.. u sucked on her anus??? lol! unless this girls so damn fine that u need to post her pic to justify ya actions or.. u about to grow a wart on ur lips.
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04-14-2006, 02:06 PM
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| | Obscene Minded
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK
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Rep Power: 5   | Re: Ayo Rapflava Quote: |
Originally Posted by Stoic (both holes, son, both holes) | the shit hole too....nasty... |
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04-14-2006, 02:21 PM
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#9 (permalink)
| | R. The Original
Join Date: Dec 2004
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| Re: Ayo Rapflava Quote: |
ewww.. u sucked on her anus???
| ha you niggas are wack |
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04-14-2006, 03:26 PM
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| | Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Walking Tha FlatLine
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Rep Power: 9  | Re: Ayo Rapflava I eat my wifey's ass out, but she's my wifey for over 4 years and we've been together over 10 years, damn man you just met her?
Do you there's nothing wrong wit gettin some dome, but if you want to refrain from orgasms for lent then do so.
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__________________  Silence the strain upon eyes,submit to the energy surrounding sound - Katie |
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04-14-2006, 03:43 PM
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| | BuDs A Movement NoTa DruG
Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Binghamton NY Aka BuDCounTy aka The Twighlight Zone
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| Re: Ayo Rapflava IDC How Hot A Bitch is...Eatn The Butt Is A NO NO...Eatn Pussy Is 1 thing...Eatn Butt i Another
N Not Only That u Knew ya Mans Hit That Shit n Fucked Mad bitches...Now What ever He Gots U got On ya face..+ Dingle Berrys Hangn On ta Facial Hair
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04-14-2006, 03:57 PM
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#12 (permalink)
| | R. The Original
Join Date: Dec 2004
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| Re: Ayo Rapflava lol
I rather toss some salad then eat pussy. |
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04-14-2006, 03:58 PM
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| | Save.Your.Self
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Washington DC
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| Re: Ayo Rapflava D.) Done exacly what you did, BECAUSE OF THE LENT COMMITMENT. Well played Rob.
now on the flip side. you coulda recieved the dome and just told her to stop b4 you came. that way u wouldnt have had a orgasm... but on another note u ate the pussy and botty and didnt let her return the favor, she's gonna fall in love with u fam and when u finally do get sum "Sloppy Top" from her its gonna be Heavenly. I PROMISE!... but now let me respond to the sexually repressed kids in the audience. there is nothing wrong with eating ass. (clean ass that is) if u can eat pussy then u can lick butt... simple. its a Grown Man Thing |
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04-14-2006, 04:26 PM
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| | the time is now
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Rep Power: 5   | Re: Ayo Rapflava so you would've felt disappointed in yourself, if you got head? Shit, i've disappointed myself over worse things...give me some head, hoe. |
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04-14-2006, 04:31 PM
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| | Obscene Minded
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK
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Rep Power: 5   | Re: Ayo Rapflava ^he gave up getting orgasms for lent.. |
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