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Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Railsplitter Land
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me and nem was lookn at some qoutes and decided to share with you
"Oh Yeah! Tonight I'm downloading porn @ 14KB a second...I'm kidding...HA HA HA! I got a cable modem back here!"
-Carl
"Getting it is easy, filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not."
- Ignignot
"Revenge of the Moonintes"
"Yeah! See, these dogs they can smell anything, so you gotta kick them in the throat!"
- Err
"Revenge of the Mooninites"
Err:"Dude! They're mooning us!"
Igignot:"That is impossible, we are the Mooninites!"
-Igignot and Err from the beginning of "Unremarkable voyage"
If you need anything, you know who to turn to...someone else."
-Carl
Carl: Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off.
Master Shake: I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you!
Meatwad: Well I'm in business.
[under his breath]
Meatwad: Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt.
Meatwad: [Meatwad looks and sees Master Shake with a baseball bat] Did you hear me say that?
Master Shake: Your looking to expand your business?
Meatwad: [runs away] Business is closed!
"You gotta give me some action down here when we're finished with this. I mean, ya know, I'm freakin' hung like a zoo animal, but I want more girth."
Carl
CLASSIC
Inignot: "You and your third diminsion."
Frylock: "What about it?"
Inignot: "Oh, no, it's cute. We have five."
Err: "Thousand."
Inignot: "Y-yes, five thousand."
Err: "Don't question it."
Frylock: "Oh, yeah? Well I only see two."
Inignot: "Well that sounds like a personal problem."
Shake: (with sarcasm) "Awe, jee-wiz. This is the greatest present I ever had in my life that I never wanted EVER! I'll just break out the GPS tracking on it-- OOH! I just remembered it doesn't have it! It doesn't even have a map in here! All that's in here is paper! If I wanted that, I'd chop down a bunch of trees in the rainforest!"
Frylock: "Fine, fine. If you don't want it, give it to me, I'll use--"
Shake: "NO! Nobody will have it! (throws it into the roof gutters) (more sarcasm) Hey Frylock, ya know I could have played tetris on it, but I'd have to animate it page by page and make a flip-book-- ROMULOCKS!"
Oglethorpe: *whacks Emory with Lamp*
Emory: Ow that was my chin!
Oglethorpe: Oh Im sorry I thought you were a ghoul
Emory: Well, Im not.
Oglethorpe: Well, then its your own damn fault for makin noises like a ghoul
Emory: Dude, I was flushing the toilet
Oglethorpe: Ghouls do that....when they're makin brownies
Emory: Wow, you made t-shirts. Thats cool.
Oglethorpe: Yeah, let me go get you one.
Emory: Wow, is that a powerpuff girl?
Oglethorpe: No, see? She has a mohawk and a wheelchair. We are not getting sued.
"I don't wanna do anything illegal or nothin, but I would kill someone, in front of their own mother to get a 10 speed. And if anyone testified against me, I'd gouge their eyes out."
-Meatwad
-Revenge of the Mooninites
Dr. Weird: "Gentlemen! Chop off my head with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!"
Steve: "Wow. Ah-Heh. What's in Phoenix?"
Dr. Weird: "Why it's your mama, Steve. Get the axe!"
Master Shake: "Well I'm sorry but if you can't learn that little lesson then someone's gonna get their mouth stabbed shut with skewers and then we'll see how easily the axe slices through the meat!"
(Meatwad begins to cry)
Master Shake: "All right, okay, maybe that was a little huge. Listen I would never hit you with an axe..."
(Meatwad stops crying)
Master Shake: "...when you had skewers stabbed through your mouth (Meatwad cries again) I would figure one or the other would be enough."
Ever since my son was never conceived because I never had consentual sex without money involved, I always sorta looked at you.. as.. well kinda a thing that I could, you know, live next to, in accordance with state laws
-carl
Frylock: Wait a second... is this cheese? How you gonna clean the kitchen with cheese, Shake?
Shake: We don't. Look, that room is dead to me now. But, we make the living room, the NEW kitchen. Now, I know what you're probably thinking. Shake, where's the stove? (Sets the chair on fire) Here it is!
Frylock: He pushed you out of the way of that truck!
Shake: Listen, he's in a better place.
Frylock: He's in the grill of the truck!
Meatwad: He was my best friend!
Shake: Yeah? Wll then you should know something. When he was pushing me, he mentioned something about not liking you.
Cybernetic Ghost from Christmas Past- "Back then it was only a prophecy, but now in the future, the past has occured"
Meatwad: Dewey, do you take this headless supermodel with the six-pack to be your lawfully wedded wife so that you guys can work on the railroad together and build supertrains and drive them to Jupiter with Pac-Man? Say "I do."
Drippy: I do.
Meatwad: Whoopie!
Carl: You two-timing bitch!
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