Yall mufukkas needa get outta Pleasentville and come to the real world.
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The cops, as a whole, are good decent people trying to help communites.
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There are different cops.. they run into me a lot so I can break em into categories.
1. Lousy scum fukk - This type of cop is the one who didn't do shit after High School and decided "Hey I'll just be a police officer". Usually dumb and ignorant, think they the shit cuz they got a badge. Most of them weren't the popular kids in high school so this allows em to get back at people for being dicks to em.
2. Just-doing-my-job guy - This mufukka generally is like most of us: likes to get paid for doing nothing. You can find these sleeping on the side of the road in their cruisers, feeding the ducks, or patrolling already safe neighborhoods. Doesn't like to deal wit the lows of society but always "is just doing his job".
3. Captain Save a Fukker - This dude is the self righteous dickweed that thinks every person with a spec of marijuana in their cars is a career criminal. This type will most likely lecture you the entire time they search your car for no reason. Usually you can get these faggets to search lackadaisically by distracting them with conversation about the law and your rights.
4. Balanced Officer - This is the type of cop we all like to get searched by. If you think you got this type of officer, tell em the truth. They are usually smart individuals who most likely had kids and became a cop because he had to support his family. Most of these cops will throw out small amounts of trees or will just give you the ticket for the offense you committed without warrant checks and all that. They most of the time dont stereotype either.. most level headed of all the types. These officers dont let their job affect their mindstate or outlook on life.
But jeah, most of all fukkin PIGS are out of control and deserve to get STOMPED the fukk out.