[Pembroke]

Attack of the Roaches!

*Horror movie scream...*

One night in Palmetto, there was a meeting in progress
A group of insects huddled on the counter, speaking in darkness
Frank made his way down the stairs, candle in hand, trying to keep discreet
But with each step he was accompanied by squeeks and creaks
He's thinking, the maid wasn't supposed to show up til' after the dawn
Then as he entered the kitchen he felt a prick on the back of his arm
Frank acted on the reflex that travelled through his skulls and limbs
Glanced to discover one gigantic rhinocerous roach perched upon his skin..
He gave a yell of surprise as it looked back at him and grinned.
After he killed the roach, peculiar sounds didn't raise any interest
Until he walked into his kitchen to discover an invasion of insects!
Frank observed open mouthed at the thousands of dominant packs
What looked to be the leader had a red spot on it's back
It saw him and said:
"Cockroaches shall rule! Goodbye, human!..." with a thunderous breath
The ceiling parted and a mechanical boot came down and crushed him to death..